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Echo Mountain and Inspiration Point (IN SNOW!), Angeles National Forest

2011-04-08T12:34:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 9.5 miles

Elevation: 4,714’

Gain/Loss: Approx 3,000’

They say: Moderate/Strenuous

We say: WHOA!

What it is: I just posted this hike. But seeing as how this has become our Sunday ritual, I had to post again because we were gifted an AMAZING version of this hike thanks to an intense storm that dumped snow down to nearly 2,000 feet! The trail looked completely new (despite the many, many times we’ve done this hike) and very wonderland-ish. We were stunned, and thrilled, and so were the dogs. However, after lots of bushwhacking fallen trees, the novelty wore off. Nonetheless, it was a magical day, and brought about much more inspiration than usual.

Please DO: This hike after a gnarly early spring storm.

Please DON’T: Wear shoes that aren’t waterproof if you do this after said storm.

What you need to bring: Waterproof boots, and probably a saw to cut down the millions of trees that give way under the heavy snow.

What you want to bring: A camera.

How to get there: Take the 210 and exit Lake Ave. Go left on Lake and take it all the way until it ends. Park here. Head up the obvious trail at the end of the street.

The Devil’s Chair, Angeles National Forest

2011-04-08T12:28:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 7.5 miles

Elevation: Unsure

Gain/Loss: Approx 1,000

They say: Moderate

We say: Actually really easy.

What it is: We had planned a backpacking trip to the Superstition Mountains, but yet another storm blew in that promised high winds, rain and snow. Since I was sick, and the Supes are a good 7 hour drive, and we weren’t to sure we wanted to drive into a sandstorm, we stayed home. In order to curb our disappointment (and to coddle my illness which was on the verge of laying me out of I didn’t rest) I decided to take the Sherpa and Adventure Dog on a traipse through the snow on the other side of the San Gabriels. The terrain was lovely and of course, covered with a heavy layer of snow. We hiked in our waterproof boots (snowshoes are recommended but Jonnie and I both have strong opinions about walking around on giant palates of metal and plastic) and Lhotse hiked barefoot. We made snow angels along the way, and Lhotse ate snow. I haven’t done this hike sans snow, but I hear the rock bands in the area are notable. All in all, it’s a fun hike any time of year, especially during a “staycation”.

Please DO: This hike, at some point. It’s really nice.

Please DON’T: Walk the trail for Devil’s Punchbowl after rain – it makes for a gnarly mudbath. Like walking in pudding.

What you need to bring: Waterproof boots and maybe trekking poles if you refuse to wear snowshoes.

What you want to bring: Cash to buy burritos in town after.

How to get there: Take Highway 14, exit at State Route 138 (Palmdale Blvd) heading East. Following the SR 138 signs, turn right at 47th St. E, which will then bear left and turn into Fort Tejon Rd, and then left again, becoming Pearlblossom Hwy. After approx 16.6 miles, turn right at Longview Road (County Road N6). After 2.2 miles, turn left at Fort Tejon Rd., then .3 miles go right onto Longview Rd. In 2.3 miles, turn left at the sign onto Tumbleweed Rd, which will bear right onto Devil’s Punchbowl Rd. The road will end at the parking lot for the park.

Jones Peak, Angeles National Forest

2011-04-08T12:20:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 6.6 miles

Elevation: 3,375’

Gain/Loss: 2,275’

They say: Moderate

We say: Yep

What it is: A good Sunday hike when you have limited time to make your doggy tired. The gain in this short hike is good enough for a quick workout, and it’s a lot less busy than the other low-lying summits in the area. This hike starts at Bailey Canyon and continues for a short way, through the park, and then through a turnstile to a road. Follow the road up until you see the trail begin on your left. Follow the trail up (passing a footbridge to your right at the start) through grasses and chaparral. Though narrow, the trail is clear which works well for doggies. Halfway up to the peak you cross through a shaded area with a lookout point and a small spring-fed stream. We did this on a VERY HOT day and the stream provided a nice refreshing break for Adventure Dog who spent about 15 mins cooling down in the water. Head to the top, then come back the way you came.

Please DO: This.

Please DON’T: Do this in hot weather.

What you need to bring: Layers, sunglasses, a hat, and probably more water than you expected if the sun is out.

What you want to bring: A snack.

How to get there: From the 210 Freeway, exit at Santa Anita Ave. and go north. Turn left (west) on Grand View. Continue several blocks to Grove. Turn right (north) onto Grove and drive directly into the Bailey Canyon/Grove Park parking lot. There is a gate at the entrance to the park open “from dawn to dusk.” If you get there before the gate is open, there is parking along adjacent residential streets.

Echo Mountain and Inspiration Point, Angeles National Forest

2011-02-16T17:02:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 9.5 miles

Elevation: 4,714’

Gain/Loss: Approx 3,000’

They say: Moderate/Strenuous

We say: If you’re 10 years old, yes.

What it is: Fun quick hike up to an amazing lookout point in Los Angeles to celebrate Valentine’s Day. This hike starts at the end of Lake Ave and winds its way up a pretty sandstone studded trail, to the top of Echo Mtn. Here you can continue on to many places in the front country. We decided to head up to Inspiration Point, which provided amazing views on a clear morning. Then we circled around and took another trail, back. The trail up was Sam Merrill Trail, the trail back was another trail that I can’t mention because of a lot of discrepancies regarding whether it is actually “open” or not. We hiked this with dogs and 10 year old Julia, who rocked this trail harder than Taylor Swift was rocking on her ipod headphones. It was fun and pretty, you should do it.

Please DO: This hike on a clear day, the views are awesome.

Please DON’T: Do this too late in the day, because even by noon, the trail was HOT and really exposed to the sun.

What you need to bring: Homemade gingerbread cookies, like the ones Julia made us.

What you want to bring: Sunblock.

How to get there: Take the 210 and exit Lake Ave. Go left on Lake and take it all the way until it ends. Park here. Head up the obvious trail at the end of the street.

Mt. Wilson via the Gabrielino Trail and Sturtevant Trail, Angeles National Forest

2011-02-16T16:58:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 16

Elevation: 5,712’

Gain/Loss: Approx 4,200’

They say: Moderate

We say: Yes

What it is: Really really pretty trail to a not-so-pretty mountain. Best day hike for doggies and hot days – why? – because this lovely trail takes you though Santa Anita canyon with about 12 stream crossings along the way, so you can cool off and your pooch can drink and splash around. Start at Chantry Flats TH and take the Gabrielino Trail towards Sturtevant Falls. Turn left at the sign for the Upper Falls trail and continue on through the canyon towards Sturtevant Camp. At Sturtevant Camp, cross the creek and follow the Sturtevant trail to the summit. Here is where there is a stretch of the trail gains over 1,000 feet in like 2 miles, it’s a thigh buster, but the halfway point is marked – which provides some encouragement. The last bit of trail up to the summit is speckled with stunning views. At the top, there’s a water fountain with cold water where you can refill and drench your dog. I headed back the way I came, although next time I plan to take the toll road to winter creek, which has a more gradual downhill grade…because 1,000’ loss in 2 miles, with a dog pulling you, became the hardest part of the hike.

Please DO: Take some time to take in the beauty of the canyon.

Please DON’T: Do this in summer, or even late spring, or in fall for sure…it gets hot once you head towards the summit. Real hot.

What you need to bring: Your usual hiking gear.

What you want to bring: A bathing suit. Not really, but on my return I saw all these kids jumping in the water above the falls and I was so jealous. And tired. And sad.

How to get there: Take the 210 and exit Santa Anita Ave. Turn left at Santa Anita Ave and continue all the way up the mountain (eventually becomes Forest Route 2N40). Park at the parking lot at the TH. Don’t forget your adventure pass!

Split Rock Loop and lots more, Joshua Tree National Park

2011-02-03T16:26:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Who knows…

Elevation: “ “

Gain/Loss: “ “

They say: Moderate

We say: Yes

What it is: Desert to your hearts delight. The Split Rock Loop starts at the picnic area and takes you on a 2.1 mile tour of some amazing rock formations in the heart of the park. As you hike the loop you come across several (and by several, I mean tons) of use trails taking you deeper into the back country. There are several rocky passes that can be reached by these use trails, as well as some back country climbing areas. My suggestion – get a topo and go exploring. Just make sure to take your bearings often as navigation in Josh can be tricky.

Please DO: Explore this area around dusk, head uphill as far as you can go, then enjoy the view.

Please DON’T: Forget where you came from. In general, and also in regards to where you began your hike. The desert landscape can be a bit confusing.

What you need to bring: Your usual hiking gear.

What you want to bring: Your dog and a couple beers to enjoy the sunset.

How to get there: Once you pass Jumbo Rocks you’ll see Skull Rock on your right and then Split Rock exit on your left. Continue on the dirt road for a short while, park at the picnic area, pick a direction, and go.

Backbone Trail to Eagle Rock, Santa Monica Mountains

2011-02-03T15:51:00.001-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 14

Elevation: unknown

Gain/Loss: maybe 1000’?

They say: Moderate

We say: A walk in the park.

What it is: A really really really easy hike through the tick-laden grass of the Santa Monica Mountains to a cool rock that really isn’t as cool as Jackie claimed it was. This hike is fun, but probably more fun as a trail run. A group of us did this on New Year’s Day, to celebrate life. I brought Adventure Dog even though you aren’t allowed to. Because Jackie said we needed to live on the edge. People told us that it was against the rules, and we all thanked them for pointing that out. Everyone ate chocolate at the end because Jackie suggested it. I didn’t because chocolate on hikes seems gross. All-in-all it was a good jaunt for a Sunday but nothing notable. Follow the trail from Will Rogers State Park to the Backbone trail. Head northeast. It’ll take you to this main junction area called The Hub, head towards the big not-so-cool rock. Then turn around and go home.

Please DO: This hike if you’re short on time or extremely tired or don’t like climbing real mountains.

Please DON’T: Bring your doggy after it rains. The ticks swarm. It’s really gross.

What you need to bring: the usual stuff, and a map because the Santa Monica Mountains is officially the most confusing place to hike. Ask any of us who do it.

What you want to bring: Tweezers for ticks.

How to get there: Take Chautauqua Blvd from Hwy 1 up to Sunset Blvd, turn right and then left into Will Rogers State Park parking area. If you get there before 7am, you still need to pay or else they give you a ticket.

Hemingway Buttress, Joshua Tree National Park

2011-02-03T13:01:00.000-08:00

White Lightning

Class: 5.7, Trad

What it is: One of my favorite climbs ever. Joshua Tree Classic. Climb the crack straight up, moving slightly left near the top. Keep an eye out for the crack within the crack. Rap from anchors 20' right of the finish with two ropes (120' rap) or walk right and rap from anchors atop The Importance Of Being Ernest with one rope (75').

Overseer

Class: 5.9, Trad

What it is: Scarier start than most 5.9 climbs. Start up the hollow-sounding expando flake to gain the main crack above. After regaining composure, continue on 5.8 terrain that sucks up nuts until it is possible to cut up and out left onto steeper ground. This is the crux, and protects well with a .75 size cam. Pull through exciting and exposed crux and traverse left to easier ground. Gear anchor. To descend, walk to climber's right and rap from farther set of bolt anchors.

Hall of Horrors, Joshua Tree National Park

2011-02-03T12:53:00.000-08:00

Nurn’s Romp

Class: 5.8, Trad

What it is: Super fun with lots of variety. This crack offers great jams and awesome gear. Scramble to the base and climb a flake to a ledge and then up a left-facing corner to reach the crack proper which pulls a small roof on good holds and then continues up a nice hand crack to finish with a lower-angled, slightly wider finish.

Jane’s Addition

Class: 5.11, Sport

What it is: A semi-classic Josh sport climb that’ll really work you. The start is reachy and upper moves on steep edges make for a challenging climb. Ask Paul, Derek and Sherpa Jonnie if you don’t believe me.

Diamond Dogs

Class: 5.10a, Trad

What it is: Undercling/lieback the giant flake at the start, to the horn. Then move up and left across the face to the first bolt. Make note of how fragile the flake is. Get spooked. Then continue up the slightly runout face passing one more bolt enroute to the anchors.

Painted Cave, Santa Barbara

2011-02-03T12:39:00.000-08:00

Class: V0 – V6

What it is: Some fun sandstone boulders east of Santa Barbara by Painted Cave State Park. Both boulders sit on either side of the road to the park: Hallaway Boulder and Trojan Boulder. Try your hand at the Hallaway Traverse (VO) and warm up for the Wedgie Roof (V6). Cross the road and spook yourself out on Heavy Traffic (V3). Just be sure to make yourself seen as cars speed down this road faster than you’d expect. Nice quick stop on your way up or down the coast, or before/after a play day at the Brickyard.

Please DO: Visit the actual park and look into the cave, its rad.

Please DON’T: Do this in the dead of summer – the flies here are very people-friendly.

What you need to bring: Bouldering gear, and lots of water.

What you want to bring: Bug spray.

How to get there: From Highway 154 take Painted Cave Road until you see two large boulders on either side of the road. Pull over here.

Willow Hole, Joshua Tree National Park

2011-02-03T12:36:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 8ish

Elevation: who knows

Gain/Loss: not significant

They say: Moderate

We say: Way cool

What it is: A hike to a willow-shaded pool of water in Joshua Tree National Park. Not joking. This trail takes you through the desert and along a series of washes to a little oasis in the center of the desert. The views are stunning and the endpoint of the hike is an unusual surprise. Follow the Boy Scout trail 1.5 miles to the junction; follow sign to your right for Willow Hole. Follow the trail along the Wonderland of Rocks and cross several washes before following a long sandy wash to the end of the trail. Continue cross-country to Rattlesnake Canyon if you dare. Return the way you came.

Please DO: This hike in the spring or winter. Dreamy 68 degree weather.

Please DON’T: Bring your doggy here without booties, lots of burrs buried in the sand.

What you need to bring: the usual stuff, and a map or GPS if you’re headed onto Rattlesnake Canyon.

What you want to bring: A camera. You’ll use it till the battery dies.

How to get there: From the west entrance of Joshua Tree, follow Park blvd until you see the sign directing you to the left parking area for Boy Scout Trail. Your journey starts here.

Mt. Wilson via the Main Trail, San Gabriel National Forest

2011-02-03T12:29:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 15

Elevation: 5,710’’

Gain/Loss: maybe 3,000'

They say: Strenuous

We say: No

What it is: Lhotse the Adventure Dog’s first hike. Pretty basic hike following the main trail up to Mt. Wilson and then back down. Water along the way for the pups, especially in winter and spring – in dryer months, water will need to be carried for the stretch between “First Water” and the summit, where there is a water fountain with nice cold water. Route is basic – starts from the base at Mt. Wilson Trail road and winds its way up. Stop at First Water on the way and play with your pup in the stream, then head up to the summit – return the way you came.

Please DO: Check your doggy for ticks after a wet weather spell

Please DON’T: Do this on a hot day – it’s just not as fun.

What you need to bring: the usual stuff and a bivvy bowl for your pup.

What you want to bring: goldfish crackers for yourself and cheese-flavored snacks for your pooch.

How to get there: From the intersection of I-210 and Angeles Crest Highway (SR 2), drive north on Angeles Crest Highway 9.5 miles to Angeles Forest Highway. Keep straight. Continue about 4.5 miles to the junction with the Mount Wilson Road at the Red Box Ranger Station. Turn right. Drive about 5 miles to the Mt. Wilson Park. Park to the right of the entrance or enter the park itself (open weekends and holidays).

Register Ridge to Baldy, Dawson Peak and Pine Mountain, Angeles National Forest

2010-11-05T12:51:00.000-07:00

Class: 1 and 2

Mileage: Approx 14

Elevation: 10,064’

Gain/Loss: Approx 7,000’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Yes

What it is: Fun hike on beautiful ridges. Not as fun when you’re sick as a dog. After waking up unable to swallow or breath, I convinced the Sherpa that a short hike would do me well. I told him this hike was 14 miles. I failed to mention that it begins off-trail with thousands of feet gain on rough terrain and rocks up a very steep ridge. I also failed to mention that in those 14 miles we climb 3 of the highest mountain in the range, and gain about 7,000 feet. I was being strategic in my negotiations with my wary husband. It worked. We started up the Register Ridge which is a barely visible use trail heading left from the main Ski Hut Trail, around 9am with lozenges in tow. The Register Ridge is indeed steep and rocky (Iron Mountain-esque) but the views and solitude are well worth it. We followed the ridge in silence (you know what they say: a couple that hikes together listening to their own ipods, stays together) and then up the Devils Backbone to the summit of Baldy. We passed a crew of mountain rescue workers who were just dropped by helicopter and headed down the North Backbone towards Dawson Peak and Pine Mountain. On the way up the ridge to Dawson Peak we ran into some hikers we knew who informed us that the rescue team was actually looking for a body. Sad. Then we continued on to Pine Mountain where we stopped en route to sit under a pretty tree and eat cheese and crackers and more lozenges. After we reached the top of Pine, we turned around for the long and steep trek back. The North Backbone up to Baldy is dreadfully steep, but time flew by faster than normal thanks to a personal lecture by the wise Sherpa, on discoveries of indeterminacy in quantum mechanics and its support of theism. Rad. Then we took the trail back down to Manker Flats. This hike is great if you need a quick and brutal workout. However, if you’re sick, I suggest listening to those who care about your heath, and save it for another day.

Please DO: The Register Ridge to anywhere in the range, it’s the most fun route up.

Please DON’T: Do this if it hurts to swallow your own spit.

What you need to bring: the usual stuff, and a topo map so you can find the ridge.

What you want to bring: These little pre-cut cheddar cheese slices from Trader Joes that are already cut to the perfect size to place on top of crackers. They are genius. Convenience tastes better.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue a few miles up to Maker Flats. Park at upper end of Manker Flats Campground in dirt spots near Falls Road. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

The North Backbone Ridge to Baldy

Cucamonga, Etiwanda, Bighorn and Ontario Peaks, Angeles National Forest

2010-10-29T14:25:00.000-07:00

Class: 1 and 2

Mileage: Approx 20

Elevation: 8,859 ft

Gain/Loss: Approx 6,500+

They say: Strenuous

We say: Enchanting.

What it is: My newest favorite. Lots of off trail, lots of beautiful views, and during this trip – lots of great people. We took off from Ice House Canyon TH at around 6:30am on my first namesake hike, which Jackie organized. We were joined by a large group of strong happy hikers, which are by far the main reason this hike was as fun as it was. From Ice House Saddle we continued south towards Cucamonga. At the sign for Cucamonga, stay to your left (skipping the right turn to the summit) and continue on a use trail towards Etiwanda. This well-worn train takes you down along the ridge towards the rocky summit of Etiwanda. Don’t be fooled by the first big bump (the trail curves west around it), the summit is the farther bump – only several feet higher – but much seemingly more prominent due to the large white boulders that cover its summit. After a somewhat too-long break at the top of our first peak (thanks to entertaining conversations which kept us seated snacking and laughing), we headed back down Etiwanda, keeping close to the ridgeline, to find an even clearer use trail back up the ridge to Cucamonga, stay on the Westside of the ridge and continue on to Cucamonga’s summit. The views from here were stunning as the storm clouds surrounded the San Gabriels and rain fell on the cities below us. From Cucamonga, we took the main trail down to the saddle, and then half of us continued cross-country up the ridge of Bighorn, while the other half skipped this peak and took the main trail back and around to Ontario. The summit of Bighorn is eerie and gorgeous, barren with sunbleached dead trees. We stopped only for a second and continued along the ridge to top of Ontario. Then we took the main trail down. All in all, it was a wonderful day of beautiful weather and beautiful people.

Please DO: This hike in the fall.

Please DON’T: Forget to bring a raincoat when there’s clouds out.

What you need to bring: The usual stuff, and a topo map (or GPS waypoints) to help out on Etiwanda.

What you want to bring: Goldfish crackers.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue a few miles up to the Icehouse Canyon entrance, park here. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

Mt. Langley, Inyo National Forest and Sequoia National Park

2010-09-29T11:32:00.000-07:00

Class: 1-3

Mileage: Approx 22

Elevation: 14,048

Gain/Loss: 5,000 +/-

They say: Strenuous

We say: Superb

What it is: Another one of California’s Fourteeners, in one long beautiful day. We kept hearing how beautiful this one was, but we just didn’t know HOW beautiful until we saw it with our own eyes. This hike is stunning. We did this as a loop, heading up New Army Pass and returning via Old Army Pass. The jury is still out but I felt Old Army (despite being extremely steep and unmaintained for 30 years and counting) was the prettiest route. We started the hike at 4am with a full moon overhead. Jackie timed it just right as we reached the ridge in time to see the sun rise and approached the pass in alpenglow. The reflection of the light off the numerous lakes was magical. With clear skies and crisp cold air, we climbed up to the top of New Army where we stopped briefly for snacks and to bid farewell to those in the group who had had their fill of altitude for the day. The rest of us split up and picked our routes for the summit push. Word to the wise: west side of Langley– notsofun, north side of Langley – fun. We headed up the class 1 slope as we promised Jackie that we would steer clear of class 3 rock, but we regretted it. The skree slope was so loose that you literally took 2 steps forward and 1 step back. At the top we ate lunch, stared at Mt. Whitney, and called our moms. On the way down we took the class 2/3 climb down the north side, which was quick and painless for those of us comfortable with it (not so much for those who weren’t) and veered to the northeast to take Old Army back down. The views from the Old Army trail were beyond beautiful. We gasped in awe at the beauty, we saw a beaver, we gasped in awe some more, we saw some ducks swimming at 12,000 feet, and jonnie, as expected, swam in his undies in another freezing alpine lake. The last nearly-level 3 miles of the trail felt endless, but we were filled to the brim with happiness from the day, so we didn’t mind. Then we headed down to town for showers and Mexican food.

Please DO: This hike as a loop like we did. It’s totally and unbelievably gratifying.

Please DON’T: Take Old Army when it’s icy, we heard horror stories. Hence, the creation of New Army, by the Forest Service.

What you need to bring: A camera, a group of fun friends who will tell you stories about Burning Man, question the institute of religion, and help you figure out how you need to change your life so you don’t wake up tired every day.

What you want to bring: Salt and Vinegar Potato Trips – new hiking power fuel.

How to get there: Turn left off the 395 to Whitney Portal. About 3 miles up, turn left onto Horseshoe Meadows Road. Follow this up the high and long switchbacks until you reach the top, turn right at sign to Cottonwood Lakes. Trail starts here.

Selaginella, Yosemite National Park

2010-09-21T14:08:00.000-07:00

Class: 5.8, Trad

Height of route: Approx 550’

What it is:

Pitch 1: 5.8, 160 feet. Move up the easy and enjoyable cracks heading up and towards the dihedral. Climb the dihedral and surmount a dead snag remnant. Belay on a huge ledge on the left just above the snag. Gear belay.

Pitch 2: 5.8, 100 feet. Move up the cracks toward a right-facing dihedral. Just above this initial dihedral, look for an easy escape left via low angle ramp system. Head left and up and belay at highest tree (gear).

Pitch 3: 5.8, 120 feet. Surmount some flakes just above belay on right and enter a low angle groove/chimney. Re-enter another right-facing dihedral and exit onto a small ledge on left. Clip a new bolt (and/or piton) and step left (crux of route?) onto a large, sloping ledge with embedded "crystals". Gear belay.

Pitch 4: 5.8, 160 feet. Move up the obvious right-facing dihedral with a hand crack. Continue up a series of intermittent small dihedrals with thin cracks. Eventually reach a narrow ledge. Traverse left to a 15 foot flake. Move up the flake and pull onto the rim (there's a Manzanita tree/bush there, and awesome views)

Descent:

From top of route, hike directly uphill for ~150 feet until you reach the obvious Yosemite Falls Trail. Hike the trail left till it brings you down to Camp 4 in about a mile. Hike park road back to your car.

What you need to bring: Your basic rack, rope, chalk, and some tape for your sad knuckles.

What you want to bring: Sunblock! Most of the route isn’t shaded unless you climb in the late afternoon.

How to get there: Either climb one of a dozen or so routes to reach the top of the lower tier of Five Open Books cliffs (i.e. Hanging Teeth). Follow the obvious climbers' path that connects the two. Look for nice cracks formed by flakes trending left towards the huge right-facing dihedral.

Hanging Teeth, Yosemite National Park

2010-09-21T13:59:00.000-07:00

Class: 5.8, Trad

Height of climb: Approx 350’

What it is: This memorable climb ascends the most striking corner at Five Open Books. The route is very sustained and hard to protect. Expect 10- to 20-foot runouts. The route is mostly a 5- to 7-inch crack in a huge corner that is usually lie-backed with a section of a 5.8 chimney. The third pitch is the endurance crux and requires sustained 5.7 to 5.8 lie-backing and hand jams. The end appropriately tops out on the dark jagged toothy rocks, i.e. "hanging teeth" and with some nice views.

What you need to bring: Your basic rack, rope, chalk, and some tape for your sad knuckles.

What you want to bring: Some larger pieces of gear to protect the trickier parts of the route.

How to get there: The rightmost of the 5 open books. If you have the supertopo, it's also easy to walk left a short ways and locate the Caverns, easily distinguishable by the toothy block start below the low tree.

Clouds Rest, Yosemite National Park

2010-09-21T13:53:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 20.5 miles from Happy Isles TH (22 miles from Curry Village)

Elevation: 9926’

Gain/Loss: 5,821’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Surely.

What it is: We were told that this is the best hike in Yosemite. We were told it beats North Dome, Half Dome and any other dome in Yosemite. We were told that the summit of Clouds Rest is a spiritual experience to any hiker who ventures there. We soon found that each of these claims, even the lofty latter, were true as truth can be. This hike starts at Happy Isles and follows the JMT (or the steeper Mist Trail off-shoot) up past Vernal and Nevada Falls, through Little Yosemite Valley, past the trail to the Half Dome cables, up and up until you reach the rocky, airy, magical summit of Clouds Rest. This mountain deserves all the praise in the world – the views here can be rivaled by none. As the Sherpa and I stood at the top, we remarked, quite assertively, that this could officially be the best view on earth. We very well could’ve seen the most beautiful scenic vista on the face of the planet, that fine September afternoon. The hike up is not one to be taken lightly. We started around 9am, lazily taking coffee down in Curry Village…eating a cheese Danish…around 2 miles from the summit, at a quick 2.5 mph clip, we regretted our casual approach to such a long hike. The 2 mile push to the summit is probably as bad as it gets, but well worth the reward up top. We spent nearly an hour at the summit –which goes down as the longest time we have spent at the top of any mountain. We soaked up the views of the valley, the Cathedral Range, the Hetch Hetchy and Tuolumne backcountry.We didn’t want to leave. As we headed back down the trail, I dragged my feet, staring back into the valley I almost physically felt myself attempting to hold onto this image tightly…the way down is easy as the trail is soft and well maintained, but it felt long and sad…as we realized we left a bit of our hearts back at 9926 feet.

Please DO: This hike. It will change your life. Please – do it.

Please DON’T: Start at 9am. Give yourself time. Channel John Muir…

What you need to bring: A camera. This is the most important thing you could remember on this hike.

What you want to bring: Your usual hiking gear as well. And something special to share at the top.

How to get there: Start at Happy Isles TH and follow the signs!

The South Fork of Big Pine Creek, Inyo National Forest

2010-09-16T16:17:00.000-07:00

Class: 3

Mileage: up to 18 miles round trip (to the top of Middle Palisade)

Elevation: up to 14,012’

Gain/Loss: Up to 6,000’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Absolutely

What it is: A route that follows the North Fork of Big Pine Creek towards Brainard Lake, Finger Lake and then the Middle Palisade and Norman Clyde Glaciers. Ultimately this hike gives you access to Middle Palisade, one of the coolest Fourteeners in California (in my humble opinion, that is). The hike begins past the Glacier Lodge, following a residential street (closed off by a gate) and then alongside the creek and then across a field until you reach the steep talus-covered switchbacks up to the saddle. For some reason this part of the hike feels long as you gain significant elevation as you make your way up to the saddle. Once you reach the saddle you’ll be presented with amazing views of the Palisade Crest as well as a beautiful colony of Bristlecone Pines that have made their home here. Follow the trail over the saddle, and down to the cool green basin. You can detour to Willow Lake, or continue on to Brainard Lake. Once at Brainard, you lose the well-maintained trail and follow a use trail (marked by ducks) around the north side of the lake and up the grade to Finger Lake. Here you head to the western end of the long narrow lake, and follow the moraine between the glaciers to either access the glaciers themselves (which you can hop directly onto at any time or traverse a bit of the lower part of either peak) or to the base of Middle Palisade and Norma Clyde Peak. Climb a Fourteener, or march around on a 700 year old Glacier. Then head back the way you came.

Please DO: Research routes to the top of Middle Palisade or Norman Clyde CAREFULLLY before attempting. Most are Class 4, and many find themselves in Class 5 if they don’t proceed carefully.

Please DON’T: attempt the RT to Middle Pal or Norman Clyde in 1 day. Mileage is deceiving on this trail, as is gain. Just because you could do Whitney in 1 day, doesn’t mean you can do these. Truly, the trail is a rough one and the summit climb up either peak has taken up to 12 hours for some fellow climbers.

What you need to bring: A helmet, and ice axe, a small rope and belay if you desire, food, lug soles, warm layers.

What you want to bring: Crampons if you plan to do this in early spring or winter when the moraine is covered and the glacier isn’t sun-cupped.

How to get there: Park at the lower trailhead for the North Fork trail if you plan to spend the night on the mountain (the parking up by the South Forth TH is day use only). Hike up the road, past the entrance for the lodge, and continue on towards the residential cabins where you will see a fence blocking automobile access and an interpretive sign. Trail starts here.

North Fork of Big Pine Creek, Inyo National Forest

2010-09-16T16:08:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: up to 18 miles.

Elevation: up to approx 12,000’

Gain: up to approx 4,000’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Depending on how far you go…

What it is: A hike to the prettiest lakes on earth (that I’ve seen, at least). This trail carries you past 7 (or 9, if you take a couple detours) glacier lakes in the palisade region. Winding below the longest spine of 13–14,000-foot peaks in the lower 48 states, the views from the hike are legendary. The trail begins at the trailhead off of Glacier Lodge road, in Big Pine. From there, hike a steady grade up along the north fork of the creek until you reach First Falls. Here you can replenish liquids and continue on through a forest of birch trees, winding your way up a gentle grade (and past Lon Chaney’s cabin) until you reach some steep switchbacks heading to First Lake. Follow the loop-ish route from here to all 7 lakes, with detours to Black Lake and Summit Lake if you desire. Each lake is a shocking teal color due to the particles coming down from the Palisade Glacier above. Each lake is home to varieties of golden, rainbow and brown trout. Fish, bask on the rocks or take an icy bone-aching dip in one of the lakes. Go as far as you like, then turn back and return the way you came.

Please DO: Fish in your undies.

Please DON’T: Start this hike later in the day. The first couple miles have zero tree cover, making for a hot start to a long day.

What you need to bring: lug sole hiking shoes, water, snacks, and a camera.

What you want to bring: a big group of loved ones.

How to get there: Park in the trailhead parking area off Glacier Lodge Road. Head straight through the parking lot to the interpretive sign. Trail starts here!

Hidden Canyon, Zion National Park

2010-09-16T16:01:00.000-07:00

Class: 3

Mileage: approx. 4 miles.

Elevation: Maybe like 5,400’?

Gain/Loss: Approx 1,200’

They say: Moderately strenuous (because of the quick 850’ gain at the beginning)

We say: Mellow and Marvelous.

What it is: This hike surprised me. After a day hiking the narrows, and then a beer and chip break – we decided to take a little jaunt up Hidden Canyon before dinner. I imagined it to be a brief little hike with views – I was pleasantly surprised. The gain from the start is good, and quickly you are seeing some of the most amazing views of the park. The trail winds around the side of the sandstone cliffs with amazing 2,000 foot drop-offs. The vistas are as exhilarating as they are stunning. Shortly you make your way into the canyon, greeted at the entrance by pools of dark water trapped in the sandstone cliffs. The trail signage informs you that the maintained trail ends soon, and class 3 bouldering and cross-country is required to continue farther. Although there were some class 3 moves up and down boulders in the area, they are minimal with no exposure at all. The about a half a mile after the sign you reach a free standing arch – the pièce de résistance of the whole trip.

Please DO: This hike around sunset. The views are unbearably beautiful, and it makes for a good day’s end.

Please DON’T: Do this hike with the sound of thundering clouds directly overhead, like we did.

What you need to bring: Comfortable shoes, water and a friend.

What you want to bring: a camera.

How to get there: Take the shuttle (or in winter, your car) to the TH for Weeping Rock. Start up the steep trail and follow the sign at the split to Hidden Canyon. If you have time, double back and head over to Observation Point.

The Narrows, Zion National Park

2010-09-16T15:49:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 16 miles ONE WAY

Elevation: Not Sure…

Gain/Loss: Approx 1,400’

They say: Moderate to Strenuous

We say: Grand.

What it is: A hike up (or down) the longest slot canyon in Zion National Park. This hike should be on any nature lover’s tick list. The views from the start are unbelievable. Large sandstone cliffs tower 2,000 feet above you as you make your way up (or down) the Virgin River. The scene at every turn continues to astonish as you work your way through hanging gardens, small waterfalls and offshoots of smaller slot canyons. The water is cold, but if done in summer, you can’t ask for a better hike. The hike can be done going UP river or DOWN river. Down requires a permit, and a long shuttle. UP requires no permit, but you must set up a car shuttle OR go out-and-back. The narrowest part of the canyon is towards the top, so plan accordingly if whether is sketchy. Slot canyons in the great basin are home to many flash floods each year, so plan carefully. If you only have a couple hours available to explore – start from the bottom and hike up a couple miles, then turn back the way you came. No matter which way you do it, you won’t be disappointed.

Please DO: Bring a waterproof disposable camera. You’ll be glad you did.

Please DON’T: Underestimate the time it will take to do this hike. Depending on water levels, temperature, weather and (unfortunately – in summer) crowds, your hike time could significantly differ from what you would assume it to be. Sometimes it’s slow-goin’ on slippery rocks…

What you need to bring: Shoes to get soak, trekking poles, a dry sack (youre gonna get wet - especially if youre short) a snack, lightweight synthetic shorts and tank.

What you want to bring: Neoprene socks. If you can come by a pair. They’ll make your feet happy.

How to get there: Take the park shuttle up to the end of its route at the Temple of Sinawava, if you plan to hike UP the river. If you plan to hike DOWN, head to Chamberlain's Ranch is just off North Fork Road on the east side of the park. There is a shuttle TO this trailhead that leaves from Springdale – call the park for details.

Mount Tyndall via Shepards Pass, Inyo National Forest and Sequoia National Park

2010-08-18T15:58:00.000-07:00

Class: 1 - 4

Mileage: Approx 24 miles

Elevation: 14,018’

Gain/Loss: Approx 9000’

They say: Extreme

We say: Omg

What it is: One of the highest peaks in the U.S. and one of California’s 15 “Fourteeners”. This mountain is rumored to have one of the most difficult approaches of all the Fourteeners. The rumors are true, folks. The climb starts at Shepards Pass Trailhead and makes its way about 9.5 miles to the pass. Over this minimal mileage you gain nearly 7,000 feet, with a disheartening 800 foot loss in between. You start up the switchbacks (heard there is about 60) and make your way up to the saddle. Then a long and HOT trail over toward Anvil Camp, with more switchbacks thrown in. Anvil is a good stop for water before you make your way through the talus field up the steep climb to Shepards Pass. We had originally toyed with the idea of doing Tyndall in 1 day, but after the trip up to the pass, we were glad we didn’t. It’s a doozy. Once we crossed into Sequoia National Park at the pass, we saw a note from David and Beth directing us down to the lake. We set up base camp by the ice cold alpine lake at around 12,000 feet and hiked up to the base of the Northwest Rib to scope out the direct route to the summit. I had read lots of conflicting information as to which is the best route up – climbing varying from class 2 to class 4 on some moves at the top. We spoke to a couple people we passed on their way down – unfortunately their info was just as conflicting. Then at around 13,000 feet we ran into some friends, Jackie and Mark, who were doing Tyndall in a day, and they confirmed a couple things we knew (i.e. NW rib is the way to go, lots of 3rd class and exposure) and some things we didn’t know (i.e. super scary at times, lots of loose rocks). When we asked the group “would you do it again” we heard the answer “no” echo unanimously. Great. So we headed back down to discuss with the rest of the team who just arrived at base camp. While we all hung our feet in the icy lake (Jonnie was the only one who decided to take a full plunge in his skivvies – that’s why he’s the Sherpa) we discussed our various options based on information read and heard that day. We all collectively decided that the NW Rib was the way to go, and that we’ll just call an audible during the ascent if it gets a too sketchy for the group. We woke up at first light, my alarm didn’t go off but thankfully a little marmot nearby was making enough squeaking noises that I woke promptly at 5:30am. We made breakfast in the freezing high-altitude weather, and began our 2000 foot climb up the mountain up the steep NW Rib.We had fun climbing, chatting the whole way, laughing, warning of falling rocks and ice, telling stories, warning of loose boulders, and so on. In fact we had so much fun that we didn’t realize that we had traversed north way too far, and ended up topping out on the knife-edge ridge right next to the summit block. After the first couple people made their way over and we heard really spooked “Whoa”s from the top, we realized we needed to go a bit west to avoid falling off the east face. This involved a lot of 4th class airy moves that were unexpected and made me cry a little bit. Word to the wise: when taking the NW rib – STAY ON THE RIB. The top of Tyndall houses some of the best views in the Sierras. The trip down was less scary than expected; we found the INTENDED route was marked by ducks, too bad we noticed this on our way down. Lots more loose rocks and I tore a hole in my pants. 4 hours after we started we were back at base camp, eating all we could find and packing up camp for the long steep trip back to the cars. One more word to the wise: when returning to the T.H. in the dead heat of day – BRING BACK UP WATER! We ran out at the saddle and hiked for 2 hours without water until we hit the creek at the switchbacks. I almost cried again. Then we headed down to Boulder Creek RV resort to take a nice cool 5 dollar shower. Sweet.

Please DO: Give yourself time for this mountain. We did 2 days, and I could’ve used a 3rd day to be honest. I would’ve liked to have a day set aside for the summit trip alone, so we wouldn’t feel rushed, so we could nap after climbing 2000 feet at altitude with no ropes. I feel like that’s reasonable, right?

Please DON’T: Underestimate how much water you will consume throughout the duration of this trip

What you need to bring: Sun block, water, food, LOTS of layers (mid 90’s on the trail, low 30’s at night), a smaller pack for your summit push (to carry your camelback and snacks - you won’t want a big pack while climbing the boulders and slabs to the top), your basic camp gear, a small cordlette just in case.

What you want to bring: A climbing helmet. Between the 7 of us, we all owned our own, and we all forgot to bring them. Would feel a lot better to have a helmet on when you hear someone scream “rock” and you’re watching a boulder the size of your mom crash towards your face. Yep…would ‘a been nice…

How to get there: Take Highway 395 to Independence. Go West on Market Street (towards the Sierra Nevada). Market Street becomes Onion Valley Road once you leave Independence. After 4.4 miles, turn left (south) on Foothill Road. Road forks after about 1 mile, follow the right fork. You will see a sign saying "Shepherd's Pass Trailhead". After about 2 more miles, you reach another fork in the road - go right. Two more forks in the road are reached and you will go right at each one and you'll reach the trailhead for Shepherd's Pass.

A room with a view

9 Peak Traverse: San Bernardino East, San Bernardino, Anderson, Shields, Alto Diablo, Charlton, Little Charlton, San Gorgonio, and Dobbs Peaks, San Bernardino National Forest

2010-08-18T15:01:00.000-07:00

Class: 1 and 2

Mileage: Approx 26 miles

Elevation: 11,503’

Gain/Loss: Approx 7,500

They say: Extreme

We say: Exxxtreme

What it is: A long day climbing and hiking above 10,000 feet elevation. This route traverses along and over the highest mountains and ridges in SoCal. It starts at the Momyer Trailhead in Forest Falls and follows the trail until you reach the unmaintained East San Bernardino Peak Trail. This trail is underused to say the least, it rarely sees visitors, and the bushwhacking shows it! However we LOVED this trail – why? Because it hauls you up the most significant gain of this route in short-but-sweet fashion. Most of the trail is steep and switchbacks are somewhat of an afterthought. I read that this trail was hard to navigate but found it relatively easy if one is paying attention and taking their bearings every now and again. Bushwhacking is significant as the chaparral was higher than my shoulders. Once you reach the top you traverse left to hit East San Bernardino and San Bernardino, then double back to bag Anderson, Shields, and Alto Diablo. There are some amazing views along the ridge, awesome vistas of San G and San Jacinto. Then head down towards Dollar Lake Saddle before you head back up to Little and Big Charlton, and San Gorgonio. Here it is best to get Jepson on your way to the Vivian Creek Trail. That is, if you have a car shuttle (the distance between Vivian Creek T.H. and Momyer T.H. is about 2.5 miles on road – not awful, but if you don’t have a car shuttle, you might kick yourself after a long day on the mountain). We had a car shuttle set up, but Sherpa Jonnie left his keys in the car we parked at Momyer, so the car parked at Vivian was rendered useless to us. So we made a variation to the standard traverse, and headed down the main Momyer trail (which was pretty, but MUCH longer), and bagged Dobbs on the way down (you can go off-trail down Dobbs ridge as well, or so I’ve heard).

Please DO: Bring lots of water and food. No water sources other than Dollar Lake which is many miles into the traverse, and the water there looks a bit suspect in the summer.

Please DON’T: LOCK YOUR KEYS IN ANOTHER CAR WHEN DOING A CAR SHUTTLE.

What you need to bring: Sun block, water, food, layers.

What you want to bring: Giant Pretzel Bread Baguettes and a nice cheese.

How to get there: Take the 38 East, and then turn right at the junction with Valley of The Falls Road. If you’re setting up a car shuttle, follow this road until it ends, with a large parking lot to your left. Pass the parking lot and head to the smaller lot at the trailhead a couple hundred feet farther up to the Vivian Creek T.H. Then continue back down to Momyer T.H. parking is on the right side of the road (when coming back down from Vivian), a couple hundred yards after you pass the Fire Station. Park here, and don’t forget to display your Adventure Pass – for both cars.

Jonnie taking a break on the San B summit

San Antonio Ridge Traverse, Angeles National Forest

2010-08-18T15:00:00.000-07:00

Class: 1-3

Mileage: Approx 16 miles

Elevation: 10,064'

Gain/Loss: Approx 6,000’

They say: Extreme

We say: Wow

What it is: Sherpa Jonnie summarized this route quite well when after 3 hours of making our way through thick brush and loose boulders he exclaimed “This hike is balls”. It is. We can’t say we weren’t warned though; this traverse is ranked as one of the best mountaineering routes in the San Gabriel’s. The hike starts at the summit of Mt. Baldy, making its way over to West baldy, and then down the ridge to Iron Mountain #1. The ridge is easily seen as you descend the first 3 miles of the route, and only becomes less distinguishable at Gunsight Notch, the lowest point on the ridge and the crux of the hike (with consecutive 3rd class moves to get through it). Then it descends down Iron’s south ridge. Most of the route is a bushwack through buckthorn and manzanita OR a climb up and down loose talus. The one good part of this hike is that it takes you through part of the most remote area in the San Gabriel range: the Sheep Wilderness. We’ve heard of these elusive creatures, and have been informed by rangers and avid hikers, that a sighting, is a once in a life time experience. To our surprise, while heading down the ridge, we walked right into a family of them. It took us a couple minutes to collect ourselves and realize that we were REALLY SEEING what we thought we were seeing. We died. We said “no way” about 10 million times. Took a couple pictures. Died some more. Then moved along down the ridge, careful to stay out of the way of our endangered new friends. We tried to do this as an out-and-back to avoid a car shuttle. BAD IDEA. After a couple hours of bushwhacking we decided we were going to call a cab to pick us up at Heaton Flats. Idiots right? No cell service in the Sheep Wilderness. Duh. So we ended up taking a long lunch break (and the Sherpa decided to take off his shirt and bottoms of his pants) and do this for a while, to recharge our strength.

Please DO: Bring a camera, the views from this one are beyond words.

Please DON’T: Do this as an out-and-back unless you have LOADS of water and balls of steel.

What you need to bring: Water, lug soles, lots of sun block, lots of water, electrolytes, layers, water and more water.

What you want to bring: Who knows. Maybe a beer to drink at the end and numb the pain.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue a few miles up to Maker Flats. Park at upper end of Manker Flats Campground in dirt spots near Falls Road. You’ll need to display your National Forest Adventure Pass to park here.

Looking down the first part of the ridge

Point Dume State Park

2010-07-26T14:30:00.000-07:00

Class: 5.10

What it is: Climbing at the beach! Point Dume is a popular place for climbing due to its beautiful coastline and fun sport routes. We climbed the face of the cliff, facing the ocean, which is ridden with unnamed 5.10 routes Most are set for top rope, although there is a great sport route on the north side of the face. Follow the climbers trail to the top of the cliff to set anchors. Rock is a bit chossy but overall the climbing is great. Plus you get to hear waves crashing as you climb, and watch the dolphins swim in the distance. Not to bad for a Sunday morning.

Please DO: Check out the bolts before you clip in, the salty air and moisture corrodes metal slowly, trust your judgment – if a bolt looks sketchy, opt for T.R.

Please DON’T: Share ropes with other climbers unless you’ve seen their anchor. We never thought twice of this until we ended up climbing a 5.10b route on a carabiner consisting of 1 biner into a bolt. Super sketch.

What you need to bring: Long cordlette or slings as the anchor bolts are set a ways back, biners, rope, some quickdraws, etc.

What you want to bring: 15 bucks to park close to the cliff, or else you’re gonna have to walk ½ mile in. which isn’t too bad unless you have a cooler with beers to carry as well as your usual rope and gear rack.

How to get there: Exit Hwy 1 at Westward Beach. Follow the road in until you hit the parking lot. For over 15 bucks and keep driving or just park here and walk.

Jonnie climbing 5.10 at Point Dume

Park Parameter Loop, Crystal Cove State Park

2010-07-26T14:17:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 12

Elevation: 900’

Gain/Loss: Somewhere around 1,500’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Only if you’re running.

What it is: A nice park, close to home, with a variety of trails and distances. The longest is a loop running around the entire parameter of the park. It is pretty, but not stunning. And offers nice views of the ocean. There are lots of mountain bikers on this trail, so keep your ipod volume down so you can hear them approaching. I chose this as a good close-to-home option for a day of trail running. It proved to be a fun challenge as the trails take you up and back down some pretty steep hills (probably why the mountain bikers love it so much). Other than a couple bikers, this trail is very quiet and somewhat isolated at the other end of the park (foot traffic usually stays on trails closer to the ranger station). You pass 3 environmental campsites and plenty of lizards, hawks, and hares. All in all, it isn’t too bad considering it’s a short drive from home, a good trail to run on, and a short jog across the highway gets you down to the beach to cool off in the water.

Please DO: Wear sunblock, there really isn’t any shade here.

Please DON’T: Park in the school parking lot down the street, rangers said the signs are bluffing – they really do tow.

What you need to bring: Water – there’s NONE anywhere in the park other than the visitor center.

What you want to bring: A map from the visitor’s center showing the different trail routes. More remote parts of this park aren’t very well signed – you’ll want something to reference when you find yourself at an unsigned trail junction.

How to get there: Take Highway 1 to Crystal Cove State park. Park in the visitor center parking lot, its 15 bucks – which is a bummer. Take the trail counter clockwise, starting at the end of the parking lot.

View from the end of the loop

Baldy and the 3T’s, San Gabriel National Forest

2010-07-26T13:49:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 20+

Elevation: 10,068’

Gain/Loss: 7,500’+

They say: Strenuous

We say: Yeah.

What it is: Hiker’s nirvana. That is, if you like 20+ mile hikes and more gain than loss. We did this during the first heat stroke of the summer, and although the valley temperatures were well over 100, we were happy to find the mountain to be a comfortable 90 – 95 degrees. Park in the Village and make your way up Bear Canyon Road to the top where you cross a stream onto the trail. Follow some mellow switchbacks up until you reach another stream crossing. This is where you take a deep breath and a potty break before the real deal begins. This portion of the hike consumes the lion’s share of elevation gain, as you climb 6 miles and nearly 6,000 feet. Once you reach the ridge you make a long traverse over to the summit. Peak #1 is done for the day. 3 more to go. From the summit of Mt. Baldy, cross over the ridge down Devil’s Backbone trail to the notch. Here you can refuel on water and food (and even buy a beer) before you continue on. Heading out of the notch head up a steep hill to the summit of Telegraph Peak. Then continue down the switchbacks and back up a large set of switchbacks to the summit of Thunder Mountain. From here, head down a bit, then up a bit more to the summit of Timber Mountain, your 4th peak. Head down to Ice House Saddle, then down Ice House Canyon, to the parking lot. Stop at the stream en route to soak your feet and wash your face in the cool spring water. Note: other peaks that can be bagged from this route are: Pine Mt. and Harwood Mountain, if you are eager for more.

Please DO: Bring LOTS of water and start this trip EARLY. We started at 5:55am in order to beat the heat at lower elevations. Once you get above the ridge on bear canyon trail, you are in cooler territory, with a slight breeze if you’re lucky.

Please DON’T: Attempt this without a car shuttle. Why? The hike down Baldy Village Road is quite a bummer after 20+ miles and a quick dip in the stream. Do yourself a favor and leave 1 car at Ice House parking lot before you start from the Village. Don’t have a friend to arrange a car shuttle with? – Email or call me, I’m down for this hike ANY weekend.

What you need to bring: Water, salty salty foods. More Water. Snacks. Comfortable lug soled boots. A sense of excitement.

What you want to bring: Sports drinks. Let’s face it guys, they taste gross, but there’s no salty natural beverages out there. Jackie froze her Gatorade mixed with some water and drank it as it thawed throughout the day. She is a genius.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue up to Baldy Village and park anywhere near the Visitor’s Center (leave another car a couple miles up at Ice House Canyon parking lot). Make sure to display your Adventure Pass.

View of Baden-Powell from Baldy

Black Point Fissures, Mono Lake Basin

2010-07-26T12:24:00.000-07:00

Class: 4 to 5

Mileage: Approx 7 miles

Elevation: 6,900'

Gain/Loss: maybe 500’

They say: Not many people have been here so there’s not a lot of “they” saying anything…

We say: It’s always fun until somebody gets hurt…or worse: lost.

What it is: Result of a volcano that erupted beneath the waters of a much deeper, ancient Mono Lake. Some of these fissures go down over 50 feet. With walls coated in salt deposits and other glistening sediments – it’s an eerie place to be. Especially in the dead of night. We hiked up to these ominous gashes in the earth around midnight – beers and headlamps in tow. We climbed down through the narrows of the fissures, squeezing our way through openings to new caverns.We spend a couple hours climbing around in the caves, serenaded by Woody Guthrie, and eventually climbing up the butte to visit a lonesome tree at the top that Joel had met during his last visit to the fissures. We had a spooky good time exploring these crevasses until we realized that in our day-of-rock-climbing-and-beer-drinking haze, we all got turned around. And alas, we were lost. After about 2 hours of wandering around the desolate mono basin area, batteries dying one headlamp at a time, someone finally spotted our cars amidst the sage brush. We rejoiced and celebrated with more beer.

Please DO: Leave a spotlight or LED lantern on top of your car if you plant to do this at night – so you can spot your car on the way back. Its pitch black out there, so you’ll see a small light from miles away. Or you could just reduce your risk completely and visit this spot during daylight hours.

Please DON’T: Try to get to this parking area WITHOUT 4-Wheel Drive. It won’t happen. Even if you have all the best intentions in the world. The road is clearly marked for 4X4 vehicles only. Even the Xterra in its cross-earth glory, had to make a second attempt with a substitute driver, to get to the top of the road. Serious business dudes.

What you need to bring: This is BLM land so there is nothing out here but sagebrush and cracks in the earth’s crust. Be sure to bring water, ample lighting, and a means for shelter if you wish to spend the night. No fires allowed out there and no place to pee in private since its all low-lying brush around these parts.

What you want to bring: A compass, a light to beckon you home, a great sense of peace and patience in case you do get lost at 2am and everyone spreads out and all you can hear is whoops and hollers from your friends sprawled across the desert within a 2 mile radius, watching their headlamps sweep baaaack and foooorth over the sagebrush, never catching any reflection from any vehicle, all the while headlamps batteries are dropping like flies…

How to get there: From the junction of Highway 395 and Highway 120 near Lee Vining, go north 4.3 miles. Turn at the clearly marked right hand turnoff for well-paved Cemetery Road. Pass the old boneyard in about a half mile and then the road becomes unpaved but graded. Go straight at the first junction with a private road to the right. After driving 3.7 miles from Hwy 395 on Cemetery Road, take a poorly marked right turn onto an unnamed dirt road to Black Point. Here you will see a warning sign for 4X4 vehicles only. After driving 2.6 miles on the unnamed road, going by a couple of small junctions the road dead-ends at a parking area.

Jonnie and Joel making their way through a cavern

Clark Canyon, Bishops Tuff

2010-07-07T12:59:00.000-07:00

What it is: The raddest place in the middle of nowhere.

Area 13:

Area 13 is part of Clarks Canyon and is home to many 5.9 and 5.10 sport routes. The rock here is awesome, and offers a huge variety of technical climbing routes - from flakes to flaring cracks. You'll need a 70m rope to TR most of the spots, but sport climbing is the preferred means of ascent. Some rock is chossy, but for the most part the majority of the climbs here offer a hoot hollerin' time. Oh, and also, the view from the top (or even from your belay station for that matter) is absolutely bonkers.

Please DO: Bring a wind layer, the wind whips around the canyon towards the evening and can get chilly even when it was 90+ degrees just hours before.

Please DON’T: Forget your extra quickdraws (lots of bolts on these babies, most you'll be happy to use)

What you need to bring: Your sport gear and many some extra cams, nuts and lockers.

What you want to bring: Cold beer for your passengers for the long off road drive in.

How to get there: Ok here goes...About 7 miles north of the Mammoth Lakes turnoff on Rt. 395 you pass a signed rest area on the left(west). Shortly after that turn right on the Owens River Road. Drive appox. 2 miles and turn left at Big Springs Campground (Road 2S04). At just over 2 miles turn right at a fork (Road 2S06). Drive a mile to a cattle gate (please close the gates behind you), another half mile and turn right at a "T", then left through another cattle gate shortly after that. Drive another 1.7 miles to a four-way intersection, turn right and follow that to where it ends at a parking circle. The main crags are 1/4 mile up a faint trail that leads NE from the circle. Basically you're trying to get here. I would recommend a 4-wheel drive vehicle if you have...one that you don't mind getting caked with dust, and scratched-up like hell.

A section of Clarks Canyon, from the approach

Bouldering Quail Springs and Echo Cove, Joshua Tree National Park

2010-07-07T12:21:00.000-07:00

What it is: Fun in the sun...the HOT HOT sun.

Quail Springs:

There's some amazing bouldering around this area...Trashcan Rock and Afpa Rock have some great 30foot cracks and faces that can be bouldered/soloed with just a bouldering pad. There are also some awesome boulders around the back side of Trashcan Rock, some of which aren't written up in any bouldering books.
If you want to know exactly what/where to find these gems, consult Miramontes "Guide to Bouldering Joshua Tree". If you cant find it, you can borrow ours.

Echo Cove:

Aside from some great T.R., Sport and Trad routes, Echo Cove is also home to some pretty legit bouldering routes. The first boulders on your right, when entering the cove, have various routes, ranging from V2-V5...some gnarly arete routes as well some up the face. Also, to the far left of the entrance is a great crack climb that can be done without ropes. Lesser known is the traverse, starting at Boulder Dash and heading along the right cliff, at times traversing nearly 10 feet off the ground. Bomb.

Please DO: Wear sunblock

Please DON’T: Try this in the dead of summer like we did. You'll probably have a breakdown and get really sad and then really angry and then decide you hate rock climbing for life. Then you'll calm down and remember that the one thing you do not hate is lounging poolside at the Horizon Hotel, and you'll bail on Joshua Tree and high tail it to Palm Springs.

What you need to bring: Your bouldering pad, chalk, tape, etc. And lots of sunblock.

What you want to bring: A cooler of beer to coax you out of your bad mood when you overheat and nearly pass out.

How to get there: Quail Springs is signed off the main road. For Echo Cove, pass Hidden Valley Campground and head towards Keys Ranch, its on your right (see previous post on Echo Cove).

Jonnie bouldering at Echo Cove

San Gorgonio via Vivian Creek Trail, San Bernardino National Forest

2010-07-07T12:01:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 17 miles

Elevation: 11,503’

Gain/Loss: Approx 6,000’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Sure thang.

What it is: Highest mountain south of the Sierras, and definitely one of the most beautiful. Vivian Creek is the shortest, and subsequently steepest, way to the top, beating other routes by about 2000+ more feet in gain. So what’s the benefit of taking this trail? Well, if you keep a brisk pace you can easily make it back down in time to grab a beer and watch the Laker game at the Mexican food place in Forest Falls. We spent the night at the trailhead for a 6am start, the parking lot below the trailhead is huge and a great place to car camp, if thats your style. Start your adventure at the Vivian trailhead and take the rerouted trail alongside the creek and then across it. This is the beginning of the steepest part of the trail. Head straight up until you taper out at the first trail camp. Continue under cover of the forest and alongside (and sometimes through) the creek for the next several miles, until you reach high camp, right before the switchbacks. After the endless switchbacks, head left (east) and traverse the desolate ridge while taking in amazing views of San Jacinto and the sprawling forest below the ridge . Note that during winter and early spring, this traverse will be covered with snow, however by late spring you should be able to cross without the use of ice axe or crampons. About a mile or so before the summit you will see a sign directing you along the trail. The summit of San Gorgonio is a junction of several trails in the area, which makes it a fun place to chat with other hikers as you eat your lunch, taking in the views of Yucca Valley and San Jacinto. Then head back the way you came.

Please DO: Let us know if you’d be interested in doing this as an overnight backpack. We envied the people asleep in their tents at 7am as we tiptoed past. We’d be down to do another trip.

Please DON’T: Take seriously the trail reports online stating that ice axe and crampons are required to summit. We believed the damn reports and ended up climbing the mountain with about 25 lbs worth of ice and snow gear. Bumertown.

What you need to bring: lug soles, a snack, and a water filtration system (you’re near a stream for about half of the trip, avoid the weight of packing extra water and just fill up along the way)

What you want to bring: Pretzel bread from Whole Foods bakery. This was my incentive to get us pumped as we climbed the last 2 miles to the summit. I realized we would do just about anything for some fresh pretzel bread…even climb at high elevation with 30lb packs.

How to get there: Take the 38 East, then turn right at the junction with Valley of The Falls Road, follow this road until it ends, with a large parking lot to your left. Pass the parking lot and head to the smaller lot at the trailhead a couple hundred feet farther up. You’ll see a trailhead sign and a large bulletin board. Park here, and don’t forget to display your Adventure Pass.

Vivian Creek at 8am

Pirates Cove, Corona Del Mar

2010-06-15T14:04:00.000-07:00

What it is: Some of the only bouldering routes on the beach in SoCal. This cove is filled with routes ranging from V1-V4 and 5.9-5.10. The sandstone rock (on a sunny day) is grainy and offers some fun climbs that can easily be done without a bouldering pad, thanks to the soft sand below. There are many routes, some of which make use of some great little caves within the cove. The best beta on routes in this area is in the Southern California Bouldering guidebook. On a foggy day this rock can be downright scary due to its retaining water from the sea air. But on a sunny dry day, this playground makes for a pretty fun way to end a day at the beach. That is, if the crowds of people staring and blaring music don’t bother you too much.

Please DO: Climb here when it’s less crowded and sunny (which is an oxymoron in Socal, I think)

Please DON’T: Trust a hold that doesn’t feel solid. Jugs here are known to break off with some ease after a rough winter.

What you need to bring: Rock shoes, a piece of carpet (to dust off your feet), a brush to clean up the route a bit, and chalk.

What you want to bring: One of those breakfast burritos from Fuji Grill on the beach…

How to get there: From the parking area at Corona Del Mar State Beach, facing the ocean, head right, over the rocks and into the cove.

Jonnie sending a 5.10 route in the cove.

Methuselah Trail, Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest

2010-06-15T13:42:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 4

Elevation: 11,000

Gain/Loss: Approx 800’

They say: Moderate.

We say: Simply Stunning.

What it is: Prettiest 4 miles you’ll cover in your lifetime. This trail winds its way through a forest of ancient trees, some ranging from 3,000-4,000 years old. This forest is home to the oldest living tree on earth. Aptly named “Methuselah” this tree is 4,750 years old and has been credited (along with its elderly neighbors) for recalibrating the Carbon Dating System by use of its rings as a measure for time. The location of the tree is secretive, and its whereabouts known only by 2 high-ranking forest service personnel. However, on this trail, at some point (one ranger mentioned it's said to be between miles 3 and 3 ½) you are in its presence. This forest is filled with magic and grace. Its vistas are captivating and cause you to pause in wonder. We felt honored to be amidst such beautiful old beings…we hope one day you will too.

Please DO: Walk slowly, breathe easy, and listen…

Please DON’T: Go a lifetime without doing this hike.

What you need to bring: Comfortable shoes and a sense of wonder.

What you want to bring: Your family, your friends, anyone who loves life, and a camera.

How to get there: Turn east on State Highway 168, one half mile north of the town of Big Pine, CA, which is 15 miles south of Bishop, CA. Travel east on 168 about 12 miles until you reach the top of Westgard Pass. Turn left on the White Mountain Road, which is clearly signed to the Bristlecone Pine Forest. Follow this paved road 10 miles until you find the turn off and parking lot to the Schulman Grove Visitor Center. Park here.

View into the forest from the trail.

Kearsage Pass from Onion Valley, Inyo National Forest

2010-06-14T17:07:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 10

Elevation: 11,700+

Gain/Loss: Approx 3000

They say: Strenuous

We say: Stunning

What it is: A trail I’ve been dreaming of for almost a year. Truly. I have wanted to see the craggy pinnacles of Kearsarge, spotted with snow, for a year. Finally I was able to behold them first hand. This trail makes its way up past alpine lakes and a seasonal waterfall, into the bowl of Kearsarge pass. If you continue on you can peakbag the ridge (Gould, Dragon, Kearsarge, University, and Independence peaks surround). Or you can just chill by the lake and ice your canned Starbucks espresso. The hike starts at Onion Lakes and makes its way through the pass; it’s well-signed so you can’t get lost. Unless its winter and everything is covered with snow, in which case you simply keep heading up and west until you’re ready to turn around. Then just glissade your way back to your car.

Please DO: Shorten your return, and double your fun, by glissading most of your return.

Please DON’T: Underestimate how far you’ll slide with water-resistant pants.

What you need to bring: lug soles, water, ice axe and crampons.

What you want to bring: a Starbucks café latte.

How to get there: From Independence, follow Onion Valley Road far up the mountains until you reach its end. Park here, and walk to the trailhead.

Sherpa Jonnie by frozen Big Pothole Lake

Meysan Lakes via the Meysan Lakes Trail, Inyo National Forest

2010-06-14T16:42:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 9.5

Elevation: 11,600’

Gain/Loss: Approx 4,000'

They say: Strenuous

We say: Yes. Extremely strenuous when its grouse mating season.

We say: Yes. Extremely strenuous when its grouse mating season.

What it is: A steep trail up to one of the highest alpine lakes in the U.S. with a smaller lake en route and lovely views of the Sierras, this rural hike is quite a beauty. The rough trail is hardly used, attracting few visitors a year as it’s typically overshadowed by the Whitney Trail, which starts right across the campground from this trailhead. The trail begins around the summer homes in Whitney Portal Campground and winds its way east and then north through Meysan Canyon and up to the lake. In winter this trail requires ice axe and crampons, but is a great hike for those preparing to go up to Whitney. The entire route is secluded and lovely; you are bound to not run into a single soul during your travel on this trail.
...However, you may run into an angry grouse (or even worse, a homicidal grouse – as Sherpa Jonnie would claim it to be). And if it’s mating season, you may not just run into one, but it may attempt to attack and chase you while it bleeds at its neck from bites acquired during mating practices. If you are indeed going during winter, this is where your ice axe comes into play (if you’re Sherpa Jonnie, that is).
R.I.P. little grouse.

Please DO: Make note (as Sherpa Jonnie did): DO NOT RUN AWAY FROM WILD ANIMALS. It just makes them run faster behind you.

Please DON’T: Double back to go stare at a bloody grouse that is suspiciously walking towards you. Sane animals don’t walk TOWARDS humans, they run. Sane animals especially don’t RUN TOWARDS humans.

What you need to bring: lug soles, water, ice axe and crampons.

What you want to bring: a video camera to be the first to catch a grouse attack on film.

How to get there: Lone Pine to Whitney Portal Road, park along the street in front of the campground. Then follow the main road through the campground and east towards the summer homes.

View of Meysan Lake from above

Lone Pine Lake, via the Mt. Whitney Trail

2010-06-14T16:18:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 6 mines

Elevation: 10,050’

Gain/Loss: Approx 1,500’

They say: Strenuous (seriously, Backpacker Magazine lists it as this)

We say: Chillax

What it is: A beautiful spot off the Mt. Whitney trail accessed by taking the trail up to the saddle and then taking a little detour heading a bit south east down to the water. The trail alone has enough beauty and tranquility to lull you to into a hippie state of sirenity. This stunning alpine lake is a perfect place for fishing, picnicking and acclimatizing. Pack a Mexican blanket to lounge on, snacks and your favorite book and. The views and peaceful surroundings will hold you captive for hours.

Please DO: Be still.

Please DON’T: Be anxious.

What you need to bring: a blanket, some snacks, and a book.

What you want to bring: the love of your life.

How to get there: Lone Pine to Whitney Portal Road, then all the way to the top. This area is accessible without a permit year-round, so have at it!

Sherpa Jonnie lounging by the lake.

Mt. Whitney via the Main Trail, Inyo National Forest

2010-06-14T13:23:00.000-07:00

Class: 1 before trail camp, and classes 3 and 4 after (due to winter conditions)

Mileage: 22

Gain/Loss: Approx 6,100’

Elevation: 14,505’

They say: Strenuous

We say: “They” didn’t do it in snow and ice…

What it is: Highest Mountain in the lower 48 folks, yesiree. This mountain is a doozey by any standards, though the mileage isn’t too bad, the elevation and weather changes can really take their toll. We decided we wanted to do this hike in 1 day. After monitoring conditions on the mountain for weeks prior, our goal started to get a bit more and more daunting. The mountain was entirely covered with snow past Trail Camp, 9 – 20 feet of it to be exact, and the weather was rocky. Thankfully summit day promised clear skies and 45 degree weather during the day, however the sheets of ice covering the switchbacks above seemed like a lofty undertaking. We started our summit day at the lovely hour of 3:30am. We were excited to see a couple other groups doing the same. With heavy packs towing snow gear, we headed up the mountain at a very brisk pace in order to reach the snowline before it started to melt and turn to mush which would complicate matters further (as hiking in slush with spikes strapped to one’s feet is a delicate and fearful task). With crampons and ice axes we were able to make our way up the hills of snow and ice, all the way up to Trail Crest. The trails were invisible the entire way up, so it was a matter of searching out old tracks, or (in the case of our climb the headwall of snow at Trail Crest) breaking your own trail. We broke trail through snow up to the traverse which was as precarious as it was exposed. After making our way towards the switchbacks, and speaking to two other mountaineers we saw that day headed back from the mountain, we realized the switchbacks were still a virtual ice wall, and without technical ice climbing axes and a couple of ice screws – not to mention a rope – we had very little chance of making it up to the summit and if we did by chance make it, we had an even littler chance of making it to our 40th birthdays and perhaps playing with grandchildren one day. About 5 minutes after our gut-wrenching decision to descend, a bowling ball sized rock whizzed down the granite monoliths from about 1000 feet above, missing Jonnie by nearly 1 foot. We took it as an omen and hustled down the ridge at a hurried pace. On our way back we enjoyed the morning sun, and devised our plan to eat half of our dehydrated meals back at camp and then go clean-up in a creek somewhere. I’d like to say that an alpine ascent up a 14,000 foot mountain was the highlight of the day, but bathing in the freezing cold Tuttle Creek took the cake.

Please DO: Try this baby in summer unless you have the proper gear.

Please DON’T: Underestimate granite mountains and their ability to let loose a rock or two every now and then.

What you need to bring: ice axe, crampons, lots of winter layers, mountaineering boots, a 6mm rope for safe measure, emergency gear, a pack-out kit to poop in (yep), and all the other essentials you’d bring to climb at high altitude in the snow.

What you want to bring: a helmet (we didn’t).

How to get there: From Lone Pine, take Whitney Portal Road all the way up the mountain. Stop where it ends. Take some Excedrin, and start walking.

View of Whitney on the approach to Trail Crest

Tahquitz Rock, Northwest Buttress via “Lip Up Fatty”

2010-05-18T12:58:00.000-07:00

Class: 5.8, Trad, 7 pitches - approx 800 feet.

What it is: The Ultimate.

The Northwest Buttress of Taquitz is the tallest section of the rock that faces, you guessed it, north. See beta photo here. “Lip Up Fatty” is a route that starts at the bottom left edge of the buttress and works its way up a series of crack systems. Stay to the left of the J-shaped tree and continue straight up to a rad corner with three roofs. With some awesome exposure you can soak in some of the best views the mountain has to offer while you snack on your cheesy poofs. Then it continues right along an obvious crack system. Pass over the roof on your left (with a giant flake jutting out, aptly dubbed “The Death Block” by our fearless team leader. The pitches are long, long enough that a 60m rope probably won’t get you all the way to certain belay points. But if you’re drunk on fun (and lack of sleep) like we were, you’ll go ahead and all simo-climb with 1 rope and just pray no one slips.

How to get there: From Idyllwild, take the main road up to Tahquitz and park in the parking lot (don’t forget to displace your Adventure Pass). The trail up to the rock starts directly across from the bathrooms. If you want a shortcut, follow the talus rock fall directly up to the buttress.

View of the top portion of Tahquitz from the park road.

The Big Three: McKinley Mountain, Santa Cruz Mountain and San Rafael Mountain, Los Padres National Forest

2010-05-11T15:04:00.000-07:00

Class: 1 and class 3 during the last summit push up Santa Cruz

Mileage: 30+

Gain/Loss: Approx 8,500’

They say: Strenuous

We say: H-E-Double-hockey-sticks.

What it is: McKinley Peak, Santa Cruz Mountain and San Rafael Mountain are also dubbed “The Big Three” and are typically done as a 2 or 3 day backpacking trip.
So we decided to do them all in 1 day.
In a little over 12 hours.
Yep.
We started at the Cachuma Trailhead at 6am and headed up the wide dirt trail towards McKinley Springs. McKinley Springs has water most of the year, but should be treated to be safe. Once we left the springs, we decided to bag McKinley Peak first instead of on the way back out (as was previously planned-on). Why you ask? Because with a summit push of ½ mile and over 500 feet gain, we worried that in our anticipated delirium, we might just decide to skip it on our return if we waited. The views from the top of McKinley were beautifully far-reaching. The sky was clear and we wondered if we should just cut our losses and call it a day. But the day was lovely and so was the company we kept, so we continued on. From McKinley we took the trail down and up to the saddle between San Rafael and Santa Cruz. Then we made our way up and down several bumps (and through some sudden heavy fog and strong winds) until we reached the base of Santa Cruz Mountain. Santa Cruz is tricky, the main trail traverses around the side of the mountain, however, to get to the summit, one must keep an eye out for a duck on the left side of the trail. At that duck you begin to climb upwards, through some chaparral and then through sustained Class 3 boulders with some pretty decent exposure. You traverse around the opposite side of the mountain as you climb. At the top you reach a deep thicket of brush, with several large stones, and tah-dah! – you’ve reach the summit. A summit with no views, lots of bugs, and very little places to sit. Fantastic. Here we all crouched down, signed the registry, and shared lunches. 15 minutes later we were climbing back down the mountain. From there we retraced our steps back to the saddle. Once at the saddle, looking up toward San Rafael, you will again ignore the obvious trail traversing around the front of the mountain, and instead, you will search the right side of the trail for ribbons marking the climb up to the summit. This route takes you across the obvious gully and traverses long and steep around the mountain. Follow the ribbons (best and most consistent ones are blue) and stay positive. If you find yourself questioning the route, you are in good company. Nothing about this route supports its use as a trail, moreover – from its steepness, its length, its forest of burnt-trees and dense shrubbery, you may begin to question the sanity of the person who put up these blue ribbons in the first place. However, rest assured; it will take you to the summit. We were told this was a “shortcut”. I am still finding it hard to accept that. From the summit, we took the main trail back down, and began our return to McKinley Springs via the same trail we took on our way up. After the springs we took another “shortcut” down the firebreak back to the parking lot. This “shortcut” could probably compete with our first “shortcut”, and KFC’s “Double Down Chicken Sandwich”, for “world’s worst idea – ever”. With about ½ mile downhill and about 1000000 feet of loss, it left me full of questions (and a bit of fear), but the sight of my truck, and the deep yearning for burgers pushed me through it, and soon I was on my way home, nursing my aching legs with a double bacon cheese burger.

Please DO: Cover yourself with Vaseline before you embark on this one. You’ll be thankful.

Please DON’T: Hike this route without 1) someone who’s done it before or 2) GPS waypoints from someone who’s done this before.

What you need to bring: Map, compass, lug soles, water, juice or sports drinks, sunblock, layers, GPS if you have it.

What you want to bring: a REALLY good sense of humor.

How to get there: From the 101 exit hwy 154 towards Lake Cachuma. Turn right on Amour Ranch Road, then turn right again on Happy Canyon Road. Take this road (which alternates between dirt and pothole, to paved and smooth) for over 15 miles to Cachuma Saddle. Car camp for an early start. Don’t forget to display your Adventure Pass before depart!

View of trail to Santa Cruz from McKinley summit

Sandstone Peak via La Jolla Canyon, Pt. Mugu SP

2010-05-06T17:06:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 24-28 (depending on detours and trails selected)

Gain/Loss: Approx 4,000-4,500’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Divine

What it is: This hike was a pleasant surprise. Given the statistics I was doubtful that it would be equally as fulfilling as the previous hikes I’ve done. I was dead wrong. Not only is this hike a stunner, but its distance and mix of terrain actually makes it quite the training hike. From the Ray Miller TR, take the La Jolla Canyon trail through the canyon. Follow this up some rocky steps, over a water fall, and along a dirt path until the junction. At the junction, stay to your right, taking the road down the hill, around a bend to your left, to join yet another dirt path. Go left here and take this all the way until you reach a junction to the Sycamore Canyon Trail (marked by a nice water spout with potable water). Take the overgrown Sycamore Canyon Trail up until you reach the junction with the Backbone Trail. Take the backbone trail down (yes down, don’t be fooled and continue on the Sycamore Canyon Trail winding its way upward), towards Tri Peaks which looms ahead of you. Eventually this beautifully grassy trail (at this time covered with wild flowers) will take you upwards, beneath canopies of chaparral, up to the Tri Peaks Junction. Here you may either choose to hike the detour to Tri Peaks (which I recommend, for the beautiful views and extra mileage) and then/or follow the backbone trail down the hill until it joins the Mishe Mokwa trail to Sandstone Peak. Follow this trail until you reach the peak, scrambling upwards to the summit and its awe-inspiring, the-world-is-just-awesome views. Then return the way you came, noting the many turns required to stay on course.

Please DO: Take your bearings each time you turn onto another trail. I hiked this with 2 lovely and very-experienced hikers who were making a 2nd attempt at this route, having been taken off-course by the many turns (and disorienting terrain) during their last try. There’s over 70 trails in this wilderness area. So you better have your shit straight.

Please DON’T: Try to take a bathroom break on the side of the well-maintained dirt paths leading you down into the canyon. Mountain bikers frequent this trail. You can’t see them coming. Hold it until you get to the Sycamore Canyon Trail. Trust me.

What you need to bring: Lug soles, at least 3 liters of water, snacks, bug spray (yes, even if Deet© gives you bad dreams, like it does for me) and a camera.

What you want to bring: A map of Pt. Mugu area. Yes, even if you have a GPS. Yes, even if you are Bear Gryllis.

How to get there: Take Highway 1 up to Pt. Mugu SP. Park at the turnoff for La Jolla Canyon. Head up the dirt road opposite the ocean and get yo’ hike on!

Crossing the field in La Jolla Canyon

Mt. Wilson via The Ultimate Lollipop Route

2010-04-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 24

Gain/Loss: 7,500’ +

They say: Strenuous

We say: “They” are not kidding.

What it is: The best training hike within an hour of LA, as far as I’m concerned (maybe with the exception of Baldy via Baldy Village). Accessible, pretty, and easy to navigate. The only thing to keep you away (other than the insane mileage and gain) is the swarms of bugs that crowd you every time you stop moving. However, that makes for good incentive to keep a brisk pace. This hike begins at the Sierra Madre trailhead in Sierra Madre and winds its way up to the bench, near to the top of Mt. Wilson. Now JUST when you think you’re almost there – you head down Winter Creek Trail, toward the stream. Follow the signs for Mt. Zion as you cross the stream, up and over to the summit of Mt. Zion. Then, you guessed it, you head down again, finally reaching Sturtevant Camp. The sane stop here to rest, however the bugs were in full force the day we took on this hike, so after a quick 5 minute episode of shoving dried foods into our mouths, we headed off again, up the other side of Wilson, via the back trail to the summit. These are the most grueling miles as you get about 2,000’ gain in about 2 miles. Once you reach the summit, you have access to a cold water fountain and a picnic table which you can entertain if you can bear the company of hundreds of insects. Once you’re fed up, cross the parking lot, and rejoin the Mt. Wilson trail to descend back to Sierra Madre Trailhead.

Please DO: Bring bug spray. Even if the stuff freaks you out (like it does for me), you gotta give in just for one day, trust me…

Please DON’T: Stop moving.

What you need to bring: lug soles, sun block, snacks, trekking poles and plenty of water.

What you want to bring: BUG SPRAY.

How to get there: Exit the 210 in N. Baldwin Ave, and head north. Turn right on Miramonte and park right by the trailhead entrance (see street sign marked “Mt. Wilson Trail”). There are bathrooms and water fountains at the park next to the trailhead.

View of Mt. Baldy from Wilson

Echo Cove, Joshua Tree National Park

2010-04-06T17:02:00.000-07:00

What it is: Goodness. That’s what it is, just plain goodness.

The North Side:

This side of the cove was made for fun. Here we tried our hands at “Fun Stuff” (5.8), “Raging Intensity” (5.8), “Sound of One Shoe Taping” (5.8) and “W.A.C.” (5.8).
Though listed as 5.8, most of these felt easier. Easy but so fun. Plentiful finger cracks, fun liebacks and lots of patina edges give variety to each climb. Fun Stuff and Raging Intensity each have 1 or 2 good moves in there than make them worth it, while W.A.C. and Sound of One Shoe Taping offer up great practice at friction face climbing. While there are bolts on these routes, the first one for each route is set pretty high, however Fun Stuff and Raging Intensity offer good spots to place pro, so you can feel safer whilst you bust your moves.

The South Side:

The rock here is drool-worthy. Although the routes in the entire cove look enticing, I couldn’t help but gape as I stared across the cove towards the South Side.
Amongst the numerous rip-roaring routes, there is “Death on the Nile” (5.10) and “Boulder Dash” (5.9).
Both of which deserve their ratings by some pretty demanding moves (for the vertically challenged, these moves can amount to something gut-wrenchingly good). We did both from a top rope which required setting protection for anchors (cams and nuts) up top the south wall (with provides you with a amazing views from up there if youre into that kinda thing), though Death on the Nile is bolted, the first move to the bolt was challenging enough to eliminate that option…for now at least. The first move on Boulder Dash feels like the crux (if you are 5’3’’) but the rest is fun sailing, topping off with an awesome lieback on a vertical finger crack at the top. Death on the Nile is more excruciating, with 2 gnarly spots but some solid holds most of the way up. If you’re little, the first crux is bound to piss you off. If you’re taller, then make your mama proud by climbing with the grace of the Sherpa.

Please DO: Buy your husband a really comfortable harness so he can do this for you all day.

Please DON’T: Crawl around the boulders on the south side…there’s fire ants all over here, and they like to bite butts.

What you need to bring: Your usual gear. Some extension cordlettes or slings to top rope the south side since your anchor probably won’t reach the edge without ‘em. And lots of sunblock.

What you want to bring: Snacks. A port-a-potty, cuz there’s nothin’ out there.

How to get there: Off the main road, turn left and follow the sign for Keys Ranch, once you’re on the dirt road, park at the first turnout to your right. You’ll see the cove from the parking area. Love the earth by staying on the climbers’ access trails – they’re trying to redevelop this area a bit.

View of the North Side from the top of Death On The Nile (South Side)

Apache Peak and Spitler Peak, San Jacinto Wilderness

2010-03-30T10:40:00.000-07:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 16

They say: Strenuous

We say: Nope.

What it is: Every time I think I have hiked the most beautiful hike in Southern California, our local mountains surprise me with an extra serving of aesthetic overload. Not only is this trail overloaded with far reaching vistas, but its first 4 miles of steady gain takes you through temperate conifer forests, gently aiding you in your warm up. The San Jacinto wilderness has a different energy than the rugged San Gabriels that I have grown to love so much. These forests are magical and instill a sense of calm and wonder. This hike follows the Spitler Trail up to the PCT which takes you left (north) to Apache Peak and then Antsell Rock as well as south (right) to Spitler Peak. We attempted this assuming this is one of the few parts of the San Gabriel or San Bernardino mountains that 1) has decent elevation and 2) isn’t swamped with snow. We were right, almost. At the PCT junction, we took the trail left and followed it up to Apache Peak. The trail to the summit of Apache isn’t marked, but it’s pretty obvious – just head uphill and once you see the summit to the northwest, make your way through the chaparral and up the ridge to the boulders on the east side where you can gorge yourself on the stunning western views of hemet lake. You can also scramble up to the barren smaller peak to the east, from which you can see everything from the summit of Jacinto, to the basin of Palm Springs, the Salton Sea and even the Big Bunny (Rabbit Peak) to the south. If you want to continue on to Antsell rock, rejoin the PCT and keep heading north. This was the plan, but a ways up the trail, the snowpack got so deep that I found myself knee-high in powder, and overhearing hesitant wordless exclamations by my husband who was seeing red flags all over the chilly white ridge. After an attempt at an alternate traverse via an icy ridge (followed by more cautious exclamations) my wise Sherpa finally requested that we heed his suggestions to head back and attempt at a later time when the snow has thawed, or we have crampons in tow. We headed back along the PCT to attempt Spitler Peak on our return. The trail up to Spitler was packed with even more snow, but since this trail had a bit less exposure, we made our way through it, doing our best to seek out areas of more stability. Sadly, nearly 300 feet below the summit, we were forced to stop due to frozen feet and my personal realization that Jonathan is a better judge of what’s reasonable when hiking.

Please DO: Take your time, this one’s a beauty.

Please DON’T: Just mindlessly bushwhack your way through the chaparral below the summit of Apache. The spiny shrubs here are tougher than you think, and if not respected, they’ll show you (and your pants) who’s really boss.

What you need to bring: Water, sunscreen, lug soled shoes and layers.

What you want to bring: CRAMPONS! So you don’t have to go home with just 1 peak for the day.

How to get there: Follow the SR 74 for 3.5 miles from Mountain Center. Turn left on Apple Canyon Road. Continue 2.6 miles up the road to a parking area on your right and a trail signed Spitler Peak Trail. Park here, and don’t forget to display your adventure pass.

Quick water break on the PCT

Villager Peak and Rabbit Peak, Anza Borrego State Park

2010-03-25T12:11:00.000-07:00

Class: 3

Mileage: 24

Gain/Loss: Approx 8400’

They say: Advanced Strenuous

We say: ADVANCED STRENUOUS

What it is: This mind blowing hike takes you from the desert floor to the summits of two of southern California’s most remote peaks: Villager Peak and Rabbit Peak. I had the opportunity to make this trek alongside some wonderful fellow Sierra Club members, namely of the Hundred Peaks Section. We started at the trailhead at 5:30am with headlamps ablaze. Although there is no real trail to either peaks, there is a distinguishable use trail heading over the ride, however this isn’t easy to come by in the dark. Thankfully we had GPS waypoints to guide us on our way. Follow the use trail up (marked by many ducks) through the desert floor and up the ridge and along the side of the range. You will reach a part of the trail with extreme exposure to the west as you walk along a virtual land bridge and the alongside the cliff itself. This exposure makes for some amazing views of the Anza Borrego Desert floor. If you follow this ridge over a couple bumps you will reach the summit cairn, along the western side of the Villager Summit. If you look northeast from here you can see, over several more bumps, the huge mass that is Rabbit Peak (or as some of the hike-goers affectionately called it “The Big Bunny”). Contrary to how your legs feel at this point, this is where the real work begins. Thankfully you are graced by amazing views of the valley and the spanning Salton Sea as you progress. We had a couple folks giving pretty accurate countdowns of elevation gains still to-come. Don’t know if that helped or not, but it definitely didn’t really sink in until the last push up Rabbit Peak. With sustained Class 3 climbing along the majority of this peak, the trip to the summit was a daunting as it was steep. Vowing to focus just a couple feet ahead of my footing with each step, I finally was the 4th of the crew to get to the top around 1pm. There wasn’t a thing in the world that could wipe the smile from my face when I finally reached the cairn. We signed the summit register and ate boatloads of food before 4 of us split off from the group to try to descend with a bit more speed. If the way up seemed like hell, I can’t even begin to explain the return. With a steep descent, combined with about 800 gain on the way back, my knees were blown out a couple hours in. By 8:30 we reached the trailhead, and by 8:50 I was eating 15 dollars worth of an assortment of Del Taco burritos.

Please DO: Do this in spring when the flowers are blooming (March-April). I couldn’t help but gasp several times as my headlamp caught little sections of the desert floor in its spotlight. Bright yellows, deep pinks, and nearly black lilies shot up from the arid desert floor. It was breathtaking. Enough beauty to sustain you for days – or at least for 15 hours of hiking one of the gnarliest hikes in SoCal.

Please DON’T: Underestimate your need for water on this one. There is absolutely NO water sources on the trail (it’s the desert, duh). Most of us brought around 5 liters. I brought 6. I finished 6. Bring enough. The hike is painful enough as-is that the extra weight won’t really make a difference.

What you need to bring: Water, food, sunblock, headlamp, and comfortable shoes.

What you want to bring: Sliced apples. Someone brought a bag of sliced apples and they made me feel so good I almost felt drunk with glee. Electrolytes = the new uppers.

How to get there: Take S-22 West from Salton City, at mile marker 32 you’ll see a call box on the left side of the street and a sign marked “Thimble Trail”. On the right you’ll see a parking area. Park here. The trail begins in front of you as you look towards the ridge. Remember: Clear eyes, full hearts, cant loose.

Sunrise in Anza Borrego

Cap Rock, Joshua Tree National Park

2010-03-15T16:41:00.000-07:00

What it is: Beautiful granite dome-like formation. With a suspiciously poised boulder “cap” at top. Backside provides some great 5.8-5.10 routs with options for 5.7 and 5.8 if desired. Also as some great boulder problems if dat’s yo’ thang.

From the left side (facing the back of Cap) you have an awesome boulder problem. I heard 2 different “names” for this problem, so when I figure out what its proper title is, I will update accordingly. The problem offers a great crack climb to a jug. You can down climb on the backside of this problem easily, so I would urge you to come to the top. We used protection since it’s a 30 foot problem, but you don’t have to. Most people don’t. Badasses for sure don’t.

To the right of this you have a great 5.10. Mantle up to the undercling and then reach over. Flakes and edges up to the friction face at top.

Go right and up the lumpy arête you have easier 5.8 options. Starts with a lieback and up to large jugs. Edges and flakes for the rest of the way up.

Running underneath these there is a great traverse problem. About 30 ft. long with lots of variety. Start with the ledge and traverse over to a high step (using upper flakes for holds) at the arête. Traverse right to an undercling and head down to finish. Watch out for your face on the way down – white rock has friction, dark rock is slick!

To the right of all of this is a route presumably titled “The Nutcracker”. There is a 5.7, 5.9 and 5.10 option on this route (drawn from left to right). This climb is beautiful. The routes offer a gorgeous crack climb (use hand and foot jams) and an awesome chimney to the left. 5.10 route offers some good friction climbing up top.

One more thing to mention, off to the side there’s a great boulder problem with a gnarly friction traverse around the base. Think it’s an ancient waterline. Now it’s an asskicking lesson in friction. Start at the arête and traverse around the front. Breathe easy, set your feet well, and keep moving!

Please DO: The 5.9 on “The Nutcracker”. I fell in love with crack that day. I am hooked on crack.

Please DON’T: Forget to tape your more prominent areas of flesh before you jam your hands into the beckoning cracks. Unless you have hands of leather, you will be thankful. Someone forgot to do this. They got served the hamburger special.

What you need to bring: The usual gear. And chalk if you aren’t typically inclined.

What you want to bring: Layers. When you climb the B-team routes you don’t get to face the sun that long. You get shade here starting around 2:30 and increasing from there. It gets cold. And windy. So bring a down vest so ain’t nothin’ gonna stop ya.

How to get there: Follow main road past hidden valley and turn right a bit after that. You’ll see formation from the road. I don't know if there’s a sign, so you should ask a ranger to be doubly sure.

Me up top on "The Nutcracker"

Turtle Rock (Hidden Valley Picnic Area), Joshua Tree National Park

2010-03-15T13:28:00.000-07:00

What it is: This area is filled with routes ranging from 5.80-5.10. Some even as low as 5.6.

To the far right, there are 2 great routes. The one to the left has some great jugs, edges and a simple crack. This route is said to be 5.6 or so. The route to the right of this is 5.9. Its a beautiful route with some great challenging parts using friction and small flakes. Some welcomed edges are present on the horizontal craacks as well...if you're tall im sure these cracks will seem more frequent than they do to us shorties.

At the center of the formation you have two routes, both with great jugs and edges. Guessing these would be around 5.6 as well.

To the left, you have some great options for 5.9 and even 5.10 if you wanted it. The routes drawn are 5.9 and 5.8. Both start with a lieback at the large flake at the base. The one at the left heads up the friction face with the use of mostly small flakes. The route to the right takes you up some good edges and larger flakes as well as a decent finger crack.

Please DO: The 5.9 to the left. It hands you a good time of friction climbing…practice makes perfect!

Please DON’T: Get worried when a bunch of little 6 year old boys scurry around the boulders beneath your climb and talk loudly about how they heard sometimes ropes come undone and climbers die that way.

What you need to bring: Your Gear.

What you want to bring: Layers of clothing, this side of the formation is quickly shaded as the afternoon sun moves over the rock. It gets cold, and windy, and sad if you don’t have layers, so bundle up!

How to get there: From the entrance, follow the main road until you come to a sign stating “Hidden Valley Picnic Area”. Turn right here. Follow the road around the loop, passing the 1st set of bathrooms and parking in front of the 2nd set. From here, facing the large rock formation in front of you, go clockwise to the left side of the rock.

Me on Turtle Rock

Scratch ‘n’ Sniff, Trashcan Rock and Hemingway Boulders, Joshua Tree National Park

2010-03-15T12:20:00.000-07:00

Name: Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Boulder

GPS: N34° 04.590 W116° 14.591

Directions: From west entrance go 2.0 miles to turnout on your right. Scratch and sniff boulder is at the base of the hill directly to your right, 200 yards left of the notch.

V0- "Don’t Puss": Mantle over the jugs then climb friction face above

V0 "Scratch Arête": Start at same grainy buckets and continue up the arête (follow the lip) to top

V3 "Something for Nothing": climb the large forward facing slab with grainy crimps. Very steep.

Name: Trashcan Rock (Quail Springs picnic area)

GPS: N 34° 02.415 W116° 11.816

Directions: From entrance drive 5.8 miles to rock formation on your right. Park directly in front,

V3 "Butterfly Crack": (Left crack in photo) Clean vertical cracks with option to climb up to buckets up top (which are 30ft up)

V0+ "Gripper Traverse": 30ft traverse which is slightly overhung, with jugs, slopers and crimps

V2 "Ripper": (Right crack in photo)Start on jugs (at traverse) power up to overhang and move to the crack. Crack climb up to top out (30ft up)

Name: Hemingway Boulders (Hemingway Buttress area)

GPS: N34° 01.436 W116° 10.624

Directions: Travel 7.8 miles from west entrance, turn right into parking lot, sign reads "Hemingway”. Walk out to your right towards Hemingway Buttress, boulder is right at the base

V0 "Unknown": Start at low jug and climb up arête to large flake at top

V1 "Unknown": Start at thin edges and climb up friction face with some higher edges

V0 "Unknown": Start at the shelf and lieback the arête

Camping beside the boulders in Indian Cove

Stay Tuned!

2010-03-12T13:29:00.000-08:00

Just a little update of what to expect here within the next week:

• Rabbit Peak and Villager Peak - Summits planned for next weekend. 21 miles, 15 hours, and 8000' elevation gain in 1 day! Stay tuned for a recap of my trip to 2 of the most remote peaks in Anza Borrego State Park.

• 2 Fourteeners in 1 Day - Permit received, and training in progress. In just 2 1/2 months you will be indulged in every detail of this double summit trek! Whoop-Whoop!

Mt. Rainier from above

Eureka Peak via Black Rock Canyon, Joshua Tree National Park

2010-02-22T15:13:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 10 ½

Gain/Loss: approx 2700’

They say: Strenuous

We say: a little less than strenuous, a little more than moderate.

What it is: A lovely hike through desolate Black Rock Canyon, to the 4th highest point in Joshua Tree National Park. You begin your hike from the Black Rock Canyon Trailhead (which is immediately to your left when you pass the park entrance at BRC) and head up the slow long grade that is the California Riding and Hiking Trail. Follow this trail southeast through the valley and up to the saddle, passing through succulent gardens and boulder fields, keeping left at every fork. After about 4.5 miles you will reach the junction for Eureka Peak, head right on this trail up the southeast ridge of the peak. You will know when you reach the top as you are pleasantly surprised with amazing panoramic views of the high desert – sights of San Jacinto, the Salton Sea , and the sprawl of Yucca Valley. The summit of this peak is striking, especially if you are not expecting it (as we weren’t). Return via the Eureka Peak Trail by heading northwest over the opposite side of the summit (it’s a rough trail which looks more like a downhill wash), keep left along the trail when you reach the junction with the Bigfoot Trail and follow EP trail as it winds down the beautiful canyon and carries you through a pale sandy wash and (suprise) black granite boulders for several miles. When you reach the junction of the Fault trail, stay left and follow the Short Loop Trail to your left to return to the trailhead.

Please DO: Hike this in spring when it’s nice and cool.

Please DON’T: Forget to bring layers, the weather in the spring changes drastically in the high desert. Temperatures ranged from about 40 degrees to 70 degrees throughout the duration of the hike.

What you need to bring: water, a snack, high-top lug sole shoes (low-tops will just get filled with sand), and a compass as navigation is trickier in the desert due to confusing washes.

What you want to bring: A map, and a GPS if you have it. Also a camera for when you get slapped upside the head with the most amazing views ever.

How to get there: Take Hwy 62 towards Yucca Valley, exit Joshua Lane to your right, follow Joshua Lane straight to the campground. Park at the visitor’s center. You do not need a permit to day hike here, however if you choose to go overnight, you must register for a permit at the backcountry board.

View looking down the California Riding and Hiking Trail

Valentine’s Day Loop: Willow Canyon to Bommer Ridge to Boat Road to Big Bend, Laguna Wilderness Park

2010-02-17T15:18:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: Approx 12

Gain/Loss: Approx 700-800’

They say: Moderate

We say: Agreed. If you’re walking….

What it is: There’s nothing worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone…unless you're spending Valentine’s Day alone and stuck in an avalanche. Seeing as my big plan for a solo-V-day hike in the San Gabriels was spoiled by yet another snow storm, dumping snow at just 2,500 feet, I decided to heed the National Park Service's avalanche warnings and stay close to home, hiking one of the few wilderness areas still untouched by mother nature’s fury. And though I wrote about the Laguna Wilderness Park in an earlier entry, I decided it was well worth going into detail as this local gem really can provide a lot of fun. Yes, even for a lonely hiker on Valentine’s Day. I wanted to get a decent workout in and due to the lack of elevation gain possible, I opted for a trail run on a long loop around the park. Beginning at the parking lot, Willow Canyon provides you with a quick warm-up, as its steepness carries you up over 700 feet from the start. If you run this trail, keep in mind: this is as grueling as this loop gets! This is where you earn those buffalo wings! Once you get to the top, head to your left along Bommer Ridge and continue onto Boat Road. This trail starts its turnaround at a water tower, loop around back to Bommer Ridge and take Big Bend down the steep grade to the bottom. Then pass the first parking lot and continue on to the main entrance parking lot.

Please DO: Say “thank you” to a park ranger before you leave.

Please DON’T: Park across the street on the shoulder to avoid the 3 dollar parking fee for the main parking lot. A ranger confirmed that contrary to popular myth, the city does tow cars parked there! Also, your 3 dollar payment goes towards maintaining the park, so do you part and pay!

What you need to bring: water and some trail shoes with good traction.

What you want to bring: Sunblock. The exposure on the face of the climb as well on the ridge can be pretty brutal regardless of weather.

How to get there: Take Laguna Canyon Road (Hwy 133) west, you’ll see the parking lot on your right. Pull in and park here!

View from the ridge

Tony Knowles Coastal Trail, Anchorage, AK

2010-02-16T17:09:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 11 miles one way

Gain/Loss: nothing worth mentioning

They say: Moderate

We say: Easy, unless you’re in the middle of a snowstorm

What it is: This trail stretches from Second Avenue in downtown Anchorage and finishes in Kincaid Park. The trail runs along the mudflats and finds itself packed with bicyclists and runners during the summer months. In winter it is frequented by Cross Country Skiiers and Snowshoers, and the rare hiker with good waterproof boots. We fell into the latter category, and seeing as the snow seemed packed enough, we decided to huff it along this trail in pursuit of spotting a moose. We were pumped, Moose Hunt 2010, but then it started to snow. Like REALLY snow. We thought it was fun, and funny, and then it got cold and a lot more grueling than we were up for given the fact that our trudging along was not rewarded by any beautiful scenery as the storm literally whitewashed the seascape. I suggest doing this hike in summer. The trip to Kincaid Park wraps around the airport and is rural enough to spot some serious wildlife. Plus, if you start your hike at one of the coastal brewhouses near the start of the trail, you can trick your body into thinking you’re doing a pub crawl instead of a 3-4 hour hike.

Please DO: Find a moose for us and email a photo. We never saw one. We’re gonna try again this spring.

Please DON’T: Start this hike at the onset of a snowstorm unless you have a good sense of humor. And a pint of Glacier Brewhouse IPA in your belly.

What you need to bring: Snowshoes or Skiis, I mean let’s be honest.

What you want to bring: a camera. So when you spot a moose you can send it to me.

How to get there: Park towards the end of Second Street in downtown Anchorage, and head towards the water!

Thunderbird Falls Ice Climb, Chugach National Forest, AK

2010-02-09T17:34:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: not sure…probably however long the river is.

Elevation: Unknown.

Gain: approx 600’

They say: “They” probably don’t call this a hike.

We say: Wonderland.

What it is: The Chugach National Forest. Home to some of the greatest rock climbs, ice climbs, hikes, as well as moose, bears, and lynx. Its basically an arctic safari. However, since it was the dead of winter (and snowing some of the time) we saw none of the named animals above, but we did see a little black bird basking in the freezing water – we were told his species lives under the ice flats that line the deeper parts of the river. Badass bird. The hike is along this river, ON TOP OF IT to be exact, as most of it is frozen solid. The canyon is called Thunderbird Canyon, and it feels like Narnia. At the parking lot of Thunderbird Falls Trailhead, you immediately head down to the river and start your walk. About a mile and a half down the “trail” you begin to pass several ice flows coming down from the cliffs, if fully formed, these ice flows are the main attraction of this area during the winter months. Weekends are usually busy, but come during the week days and you can do this all day without a soul in sight. It’s the easiest trail to spot – just follow the river until you find a flow to claim for the day, then return the way you came.

Please DO: Ice Climb. It’s sick.

Please DON’T: Hike this without necessary gear. It’s an icy trek.

What you need to bring: 10 point technical ice crampons, ice axes, climbing helmet, waterproof snow pants, fleece layer, thermal layer, waterproof down jacket, waterproof lightweight parka jacket (if you get hot climbing), waterproof snow gloves, 2nd pair of gloves (to tuck into your jacket and warm so you can trade-off), neck gaiter, wool socks, large pack.

What you want to bring: Hot Chocolate. Seriously. We had a thermos of it. It made our year.

How to get there: At Mile 25 of the Glenn Highway, take the Thunderbird Exit, follow signs one mile to trailhead parking.

Climbing Thunderbird Falls

Sandstone Peak via the Mishe Mokwa Trail, Malibu

2010-01-25T12:04:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 9 miles (less without detours)

Elevation: approx 2050’

Gain: 1730’ (less without detours)

They say: Moderate

We say: Magical

What it is: The highest peak in the Santa Monica Mountains, and probably one of the most beautiful hikes this side of the Rockies. I’m serious. I did this hike solo after a good bout of rain. Since the mountains were blanketed in white stuff above 5,000’, and Sherpa Jonnie didn’t like the idea of me playing Bear Grylls in the San Gabriels, I headed his request for me to hike someplace less daunting. I read a recommendation of this hike as one of the best post-rain hikes so I packed some mud-worthy hiking shoes and a positive mental attitude and headed-off. I was skeptical of the Santa Monica Mountains, and for no good reason. However, after the views within the first 600 yards of this hike, I was embarrassed for having ever doubted them. The hike begins on the Backbone Trail at a dirt parking lot, several hair-pin turns up Yerba Buena Road. From the parking lot you head north up the Backbone Trail, following the signs for your connection to the Mishe Mokwa Trail. You take this trail to your right and head down into the canyon. After the rain this trail was muddy as can be and also criss-crossed with streams of water. You follow the trail around to the west, passing Echo Cliffs and Balanced Rock to your right. After a larger stream crossing (probably bigger because of the rain) you head to your right and continue on the Mishe Mokwa though the canyon. Straight ahead you have an option to detour out to Balanced Rock, if you have the time do this! Though it’s not an NPS maintained trail, it is well traveled thanks to the rock climbers who call Echo Cliff’s their weekend playground. Once back on Mishe Mokwa, take this trail a ways more until you see a sign showing the split for Tri-Peaks. This is another awesome detour which takes you up to three of the higher rocky peaks with a view spanning as far as Santa Barbara from the top. Once you return to the Mishe Mokwa, follow signs for Sandstone Peak. Keep to your left at the first obvious "Y" (with several water towers to your right) and follow the trail as it curves West towards Inspiration Point. Follow the little use trail up to the top of inspiration point, snap a few shots and continue back down, and to your right, to Sandstone Peak (or Mt. Allen, apparently). The scramble up the rocks to the top of the peak is as easy as it is fun. Once you get to the top you have a remarkable 360 degree view of Southern California. From Catalina to the San Gabriels, to even as far as the Southern Sierra’s if you go on a clear day (hence the “best post-rain hike” claim to fame). Once you pry yourself from the stunning views, head back down the trail to your right, keeping left at the fork (which will take you down to the Sandstone Peak Trailhead which is north up the road from where you parked) and take the trail back downhill to your car. If you want to add more mileage, you can continue on the backbone trail 4 miles west, before doubling back to the parking lot. Then change your mud-soaked shoes before you get into the car so your husband doesn’t get mad.

Please DO: This hike. It makes you sparkle.

Please DON’T: Take detours when you’re alone. Unless you bring your GPS. It’s pretty easy to lose the trail once you make it up to the Tri Peaks viewpoint and it’s a little overwhelming once this happens. The trail tunnels through thick overgrown brush, and if you do this after rain, more than likely it is completely washed with rocks and mud and runoff. If you do go alone, and want to take these detours (as I did) then learn from my mistakes and 1) turn down the volume on your iPod 2) PAY ATTENTION to where you’re hiking and 3) don’t scramble around on the top of the peaks like a crazed baboon and disorient yourself completely. It may be fun for a bit, but much like rebelliously running off by yourself when you’re at the Raging Waters as a kid; it’s a real hoot until you get lost.

What you need to bring: Water, a snack, and shoes that you don’t mind getting muddy if you do this after rain.

What you want to bring: A GPS, if you’re me.

How to get there: From Pacific Coast Highway, exit Decker Canyon Road. Make a sharp left on Mulholland Highway. From Mulholland turn right on Little Sycamore Canyon Road which eventually turns into Yerba Buena Road. When reach dirt parking lots on your right and left, park here (if you reach the Sandstone Peak trailhead parking lot, you’ve gone too far).

Escondido Falls, Malibu

2010-01-25T11:54:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 4.2 miles

Elevation: approx. 800’

Gain: 400’

They say: Moderate.

We say: Short but sweet.

What it is: A leisurely hike to a 150’ waterfall in Malibu. Depending on what season you do this hike it could be delightfully green and breezy, or uncomfortably hot and brown. We experienced the later, and though many descriptions noted several stream crossings on your way to the falls, we saw nothing of the sort. However, the falls did not disappoint as they cascaded into a shaded pool covered with brightly colored moss which contrasted the dry foliage we starred at for 2.1 miles to get there. I recommend doing this hike after a good rain storm or in the spring. The hike is very straight forward, out and back, and is perfect for beginning hikers or someone looking to walk about someplace more scenic than Belmont Shores. The grotto below the waterfalls also makes for a great picnicking spot. When we arrived there was a small grade school class learning about different types of aquatic single-celled organisms. We were inspired. So we decided to learn how to use the self-timer on our camera.

Please DO: Bring a book or a snack and lounge by the base of the falls for a bit. Pretend you’re in the movie Ferngully.

Please DON’T: Try to hike up to the top of the falls. It’s a pretty rough scramble with bushwhacking involved; it’s dangerous and ruins natural groundwater runoff routes. Remember, staying on the trail isn’t just safe for you; it’s safe for the earth!

What you need to bring: Comfortable shoes and a tiny bit of water

What you want to bring: Probably a camera, and maybe a mellow friend who doesn’t talk too much.

How to get there: From Pacific Coast Highway turn right on Winding Way. The signed parking lot is on the left side of Winding Way. The trail actually follows the paved Winding Way up the hill for about a mile, after which you will see an obvious trail to the left. Follow this trail until you reach the falls!

Iron Mountain #1, Angeles National Forest:

2010-01-18T10:53:00.000-08:00

Class: 1 and 3

Mileage: 14

Elevation: 8007'

Gain: 7200' total, 6600' out plus 600' on return

They say: Very Strenuous

We say: It’s too early to talk about this; the wounds still need to heal…

What it is: A big bad mountain with a lifetime supply of whoop-ass ready to hand out to all who seek it. This trail has 1000+ feet greater elevation gain than the Mt. Whitney trail folks - and in half the mileage! According to John Robinson, author of Trails of the Angeles, "8007 foot Iron Mountain is by far the least accessible peak in the San Gabriels....No trail approaches its isolated summit, and to climb it you must start miles away and thousands of feet below." In this local hiking legend's view, "Big Iron" is the most strenuous one-summit hike in the entire San Gabriel range. It truly is. The hike begins at Heaton Flat’s trailhead. Leave the parking lot and walk past the large gate, following the river to your left. Right by a stinky outhouse you will fill-out a self issue permit and head to your right up the trail. The trail winds around the lower parts of the range for a bit, until it comes to a “Y” at the top of the first low ridge, head to your left here and continue following the route northeast towards the mountain. You will go over several bumps until you reach Allison Saddle at 4,582'. You may be feeling very good at this point but a word of caution: take a nice long break here. Eat a snack and chug some water, we didn’t do this and we started to run out of steam on the steep climb to the summit. From here, head north up Iron's south ridge along a steep and rough, use trail, which requires lots of scrambling. You will hike over 3 major bumps between Allison Saddle and the summit, at elevations 5,385, 6,138, and 7,264 feet. Take breaks between each bump, you will need it. The last mile involves 2,000 feet of humbling elevation gain before reaching the summit. On our way to the saddle, Sherpa Jonnie exclaimed suddenly, "we'er going to kick this mountain in the d**k!"...those were our dying words. We started our day at 5am, with headlamps in tow, to time this hike properly, guessing it would take us about 10 hours total. What didn’t sink in is what 7,200 feet gain actually feels like, and how much that would affect our speed. My suggestion for doing this hike is to start earlier, 4am perhaps, and give yourself all the time in the world to take some much-needed breaks. There are reflectors on the trail where the ridge has a steep drop off both sides, so you are safe before sunrise as long as you bring headlamps. The trail is clear and well marked up until the last half of the hike, so you shouldn’t have any problem navigating in the dark. The hike down is just as tough as the hike up. With lots of skree slides, sand, and scrambling all on a steep downward slope, trekking poles are absolutely necessary for the descent from this mountain. Aside from the gnarly gain, this is probably one of the prettiest, most scenic mountains we’ve hiked in the San Gabriels, there are stunning views of Baldy and Baden-Powell, and trails lined with yucca and sage, you will get some aesthetic reward in exchange for burning quads. There was only one other person attempting this summit on the weekend day we did this, and the surrounding peace and isolation was welcomed as we felt we had the mountain all to ourselves. All this to say, this mountain is a doozey, and should only be attempted with adequate physical preparation, tons of water, necessary gear, and aspirations bigger than the gain itself.

Please DO: Bring lots of water. This trail is highly exposed and many accounts of running out of water have caused hikers to turn back. Start this hike early to take advantage of the coolness of dawn.

Please DON’T: Hike this at anything less than the peak of physical health. I hiked this with a cold. Worst idea I’ve had since running the LA Marathon with an injury.

What you need to bring: Water, trekking poles, water, lug sole hiking boots, more water and snacks.

What you want to bring: sunscreen, a hat, layers (cool in the AM but HOT as soon as the sun rises), a compass and headlamps (in case it takes you longer than expected)

How to get there: Take the 210 and exit Azusa Ave (SR39). Drive north on Azusa Ave about 12 miles to the intersection at East Fork Bridge. Turn right here and drive 6.1 miles to the parking lot at the end of the road, park here. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

Rattlesnake Peak, Angeles National Forest

2010-01-15T11:43:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 9

Elevation: 5826'

Gain: 3700'

They say: Strenuous

We say: Amen, say it again: Strenuous!

What it is: A hike up one of the most inaccessible and subsequently less-traveled peaks in the San Gabriels – and we now know why! Don't let this low elevation moutain fool you. The thick brushy trail is a challenge as the hike ascends straight up (literally) the peak. This primitive trail is easy to lose if you aren’t paying attention, but don’t panic if you feel that its tapering-off, most likely it’s not. Just go forward a bit more and observe the area, the trail is unmarked but usually distinguishable with the trained (and patient) eye. On our trip we repaired and constructed some ducks along the route, so keep a look out for those as well. From the dirt parking area, pass the gate and hike up the road 1.5 miles to a gully right before a deep two-sided road cut (where the road looks like its cut into the mountain, with high walls on either side). Here, you will go up the steep left bank of the gully (it doesn’t look like much when you see it, but trust!) and you will find yourself on an old overgrown road. Follow this around to the right (you will see an arrow-shaped duck marking the route) cross the gully and head up the ridge to the left. Head northwest up the ridge until it hits a bump at 4040’ on the main ridge. You will see a metal post on this ridge and some metal triangle marker with the number 45 on it. Turn right here (you will see the peak to your right – your destination!) and go up the ridge northwest over several rocky bumps to a saddle at 4720’, then continue up to the summit. Don’t be alarmed, several of the bumps are covered in boulders, so you’ll have to do some scrambling. Once at the summit, look around, wave to Baldy, Iron Mountain and Ontario Peak, have a snack, and then return the way you came!

Please DO: Bring more water than you would normally bring. This trail is highly exposed and is a scorcher even in the winter (we did this in early January!)

Please DON’T: Do this hike in the summer.

What you need to bring: water, water, a snack, more water, and long pants! You will spend a lot of time walking through overgrown branches and grasses on this hike and if you don’t wear long (preferably woven so they don’t snag) pants, you won’t make it!

What you want to bring: a camera, and sunscreen!

How to get there: From the 210 freeway, take Azusa Avenue (SR39) north about 12 miles to the junction at East Fork Road. Turn right on East Fork Road and cross the bridge. Go 3.3 miles to Shoemaker Road and turn left. Go 1.9 miles to a parking lot and a locked gate. Park here don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

Angels Landing, Zion National Park, UT

2010-01-15T11:15:00.000-08:00

Class: 3

Mileage: 5 miles or more (if you continue along the West Rim Trail)

Elevation: 5785'

Gain: 1488 feet

They say: Strenuous

We say: Agreed.

What it is: This hike is as gorgeous as it is daunting. The hike up the switchbacks is entertaining and the views are spectacular. The trail is wide up the first section of switchbacks and narrows a bit as it continues towards the 21 sharp switchbacks named “Walter’s Wiggles”. After you ascend the wiggles you come out to Scout Lookout, where you then climb a half-mile along a narrow sandstone isthmus with sheer cliffs on both sides. Chains have been put up for safety, but it doesn’t make the climb any less daunting. With a 1200' drop on one side and 800' on the other, you will know why this is ranked as a class 3 hike.

*Please note, during winter, the climb up the last half mile is very dangerous when covered with ice or snow. We suggest you just wait till summer – gives you a reason to go back :)

**You can continue from Angeles Landing along the West Rim trail if you want to tack-on some more mileage. The trail takes a turn towards the back country, with new views of the towering buttes; we found it worth it if you have the time and energy!

Please DO: Be careful!

Please DON’T: bring children on this hike. We heard of a family ahead of us trying to get their young daughter up the chains. Bad parents.

What you need to bring: lug sole hiking shoes, water, and trekking polls (if you are able to hook them onto your pack during the last half mile).

What you want to bring: a camera.

How to get there: From the Grotto Picnic area, cross Zion Canyon Road heading toward the footbridge that passes over the river. On the other side of the bridge, take the north (right) fork to the West Rim Trail.

Sand Bench, Zion National Park, UT

2010-01-15T11:06:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 6 miles approx (if you start at the Lodge)

Elevation: 5623'

Gain: 500'

They say: Moderate.

We say: A walk in the park.

What it is: This is an easy loop around the arid uplands of lower Zion. Surrounded by Juniper trees, Sage Brush, and the towering Court of the Patriarchs, this hike is lovely and serene. It isn’t much of a workout, to say the least. This hike is good for families with young children, people looking for a comfortable stroll through the valley, or as a tack-on to a previous hike (many of the hikes in Zion are short in mileage, so this is very tangible as a pre-dinner jaunt).

Please DO: Look up. It’s pretty.

Please DON’T: Forget that this is a horse trail in the summertime and probably less accessible for hikers. Hike this one in the winter when there’s no horsies takin’ up space.

What you need to bring: comfortable shoes, water.

What you want to bring: a funny joke to tell.

How to get there: If you’re in front of the Lodge, facing away from the lodge, cross the street and head to your left along Emerald Pools trail (along the river). After a little over a mile, you’ll see a sign on your right for Sand Bench.

Rim Trail, Grand Canyon National Park, AZ

2010-01-15T10:14:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 12 miles

Elevation: 6,820'

Gain: 200'

They say: Moderate

We say: It’s only listed as “moderate” because of the distance.

What it is: A long relatively flat trail around the south rim, stretching west from Pipe Creek Vista west to Hermits Rest. There are beautiful views Grand Canyon Village, Bright Angel Trail below, and of course, the vase canyon before you. We did part of this trail as the sun set. It was romantic and cold (December). The sunset makes the colors in the rocks come to life even more, and the lights from the lodges sparkled in the dusk shadows. We passed a couple sitting wrapped in heavy blankets on a bench at a lookout with a thermos of something warm. We were envious.

Please DO: what that couple was doing. It’s the dreamiest idea.

Please DON’T: forget a flashlight if you do this at dusk. We forgot one and I nearly ran into a deer. Yep, I just about walked into a buck’s side on our way back to the village because the shadows and the trees made it hard to discern the large mammal in front of me. He was surprised, so was I. then I ran. It was all very sudden and embarrassing. My husband walked slowly by him, asking him to please excuse his weird skittish wife. Sorry deer.

What you need to bring: comfortable shoes, water if it’s in summer (duh, right?)

What you want to bring: a flashlight.

How to get there: Begin from any viewpoint in Grand Canyon Village or along Hermit Road.

Snowshoe and Cross Country Ski Trail to Fairyland Point, UT

2010-01-15T10:06:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 2.5 miles

Elevation: 7,760'

Gain: probably like 3 feet

They say: Easy with Snowshoes or Cross Country Skis

We say: LAME!

What it is: We hated this. It’s a dumb idea. This “trail” is really a road that’s closed for winter and accessible only for snow shoeing and cross country skiing. Unless you’ve never seen trees before and are stoked to walk amidst them through several feet of snow for a long time without seeing anything but trees, and snow, don’t do it. It’s flat and long and the same thing for what seems like forever. The sight at Fairyland Point is definitely amazing, but I suggest going in summer when the road is open and spare yourself from the boredom of the hike out and back.

Please DO: Go to see this in summer when the road is open.

Please DON’T: Snowshoe. It’s cumbersome and slow. We ended up carrying them the majority of the way just because once we started our trip out to the point; we figured we were committed to at least seeing it. Snowshoeing is stupid. If you want to argue about that fact, feel free to email me.

What you need to bring: Waterproof hiking boots so you won’t hate yourself when you take off your snowshoes after 200 yards because they’re driving you bonkers.

What you want to bring: a positive attitude and maybe someone with really good stories to tell. I’m serious, it’s a boring road.

How to get there: Once you enter Bryce Canyon National Park, look to your left for signs for Fairyland Loop. It will have a gate closed for winter. Park in front of that, strap on your shoes and skis and off you go. Best of luck.

Queens Garden and Navajo Loop Combo, Bryce Canyon National Park, UT

2010-01-15T10:00:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 4.6

Elevation: 8,010' - 7,525'

Gain: 570'

They say: Moderate

We say: and GORGEOUS!

What it is: As we entered the park and tuned our radio to the park information station, we heard that this hike was “arguably the best day hike in the western hemisphere”. So we had to do it. after doing it we now say “this is arguably the best day hike in the western hemisphere”. Truly. We hiked this trail in the midst of a snow storm and couldn’t have asked for anything better. If you have a chance to visit this park and hike in the dead of winter, do it! The white of the snow contrasted against the red of the rock is magnificent. Plus you get the added perk of spending more time picking the brains of rangers at the park, since it’s very quiet around the winter months. Start your trip at Sunset Point (rangers suggest that hikers take this route as opposed to other versions of the loop) and hike left along the rim until you reach Sunrise Point. From there follow the Queens Garden Trail into the canyon. When you come to a 4-way intersection at the base of the canyon, continue straight ahead (veers slightly right) to the Wall Street half of the Navajo Loop which you will ascend back up to Sunset Point. The views of the hoodoos from the canyon are just as striking as they are from the lookout points, and Wall Street will stick in your memory forever. Go rain, snow or shine, you’ll have a blast no matter what!

Please DO: Try this in winter, its stunning!

Please DON’T: D.I.Y. your own version of this loop, as mentioned before, the rangers strongly urges you to follow this route, and for good reason!

What you need to bring: comfortable shoes, water, and wide-eyes.

What you want to bring: A camera and someone to take photos of you posing beneath the little tunnels carved through the hoodoos.

How to get there: Once you enter Bryce Canyon National Park, look to your left for signs for Sunset Point. Park at the lookout parking area, and head left to the trail.

Timber Mountain via Icehouse Canyon, Angeles National Forest

2010-01-14T19:32:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 9 miles

Elevation: 8303'

Gain: 3403'

They say: Strenuous

We say: Ok.

What it is: This mountain is one of the Three T's, which include Thunder Mountain (8587'), Telegraph Peak (8985'), and Timber Mountain (8303'). It’s a beautiful hike, and relatively comfortable given the mileage and gain. As with Cucamonga, you walk through beautiful Icehouse canyon. This is the most scenic part of the hike as you observe plentiful wildlife and foliage. In the winter you can spot deer, raccoon, even mountain lion tracks in the snow! After 3.5 miles you’ll reach Ice House Saddle, a junction of some of the best day hikes to peaks in that area. At the saddle, take the trail to the left and ascend the switchbacks up the southwest slope of Timber. When you come to the ridge (before you start to decent down to the saddle between Timber Mountain and Telegraph Peak) turn right on the Spur Trail and follow it to the summit. Take some time to sit down, eat, and wander around the timber sprawl on the summit. Then head back the way you came.

Please DO: Wear layers, the southwest slope has sun shining on it for a large part of the day, even in the winter this part of the trail can be H-O-T!

Please DON’T: Litter. Ever.

What you need to bring: lug soled hiking shoes, trekking poles if you like ‘em, food and water.

What you want to bring: a sunny-weather layer in case you start to cook on your ascent.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue a few miles up to Maker Flats. Park at upper end of Manker Flats Campground in dirt spots near Falls Road. Continue 1.5 miles to the Icehouse Canyon entrance, park here. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

Cucamonga Peak via Icehouse Canyon, Angeles National Forest

2010-01-14T19:31:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 12 miles

Elevation: 8859'

Gain: 4,300'

They say: Strenuous.

We say: In spring: :) In winter: :(

What it is: This hike = beautiful x 100. This beautiful mountain is one of the most prominent of the range, as it stands alone at the end, closest to the valley. The steady gain makes for a comfortable ascent, and the wooded trail for the majority for the route, offers cover and coolness. The trail well traveled up to the saddle, but does get a bit dicey as you ascent the peak. With lots of loose skree and narrow trails, you will need to watch your footing. At times, the trail is more exposed which places you in the path of heavy winds during many times of the year, so be cautious and don’t be caught off guard. Winds are cold, and this peak gets icy in the late fall/early winter, so come prepared. As you begin the trail at the trailhead, you walk through beautiful Icehouse canyon. Abundant with flora and fauna, this part of the hike is my favorite. In the winter you can spot deer, raccoon, even mountain lion tracks in the snow! After 3.5 miles you’ll reach Ice House Saddle, a junction of some of the best day hikes to peaks in that area. Straight ahead and slightly to the right is the Cucamonga Peak Trail. This trail ascends, then descends, ascends again and then zig zags up the peak. The slope gets gentler as you climb higher to find the lesser-traveled Etwanda Peak trail shoot out towards the east. Turn right and continue to follow the main trail to the summit. After you take the time to take in the view and have a snack. Turn around and go back the way you came.

*In the winter, if there is any snow at all, please take caution when ascending this trail. Due to the shady spots and the wind, the snow tends to freeze on top of the trail, leaving icy patches and a daunting route for even the most experienced hiker. Crampons are helpful, but if you really want to do this right, just wait till late spring. Our summit attempt was sadly halted by such conditions!

Please DO: go in late spring. When there is less or no ice. If you want to hike this trail in winter, I suggest trying Timber Mountain instead. Simply veer left at Ice House saddle, the trail is more exposed to the sun here, so there are fewer tendencies to ice over.

Please DON’T: Keep going if you hit ice on your ascent. Believe us when we say: it only gets worse. Ice means more ice. So turn around, and go back to the saddle, and eat your sandwich and then head to Timber Mountain. It’s pretty there, and safer. Trust me.

What you need to bring: lug sole hiking shoes, water, snacks and trekking poles.

What you want to bring: a camera, and layers! The wind gusts are cold! Gloves would be a nice accessory if you’re so inclined.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue a few miles up to Maker Flats. Park at upper end of Manker Flats Campground in dirt spots near Falls Road. Continue 1.5 miles to the Icehouse Canyon entrance, park here. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

Mt. San Antonio (aka Mt. Baldy) via Ski Hut Trail, Angeles National Forest

2010-01-14T19:28:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 8.4 miles

Elevation: 10,064'

Gain: 3900’

They say: Very Strenuous.

We say: MmmmHmmmm.

What it is: Highest Summit of the San Gabriel Mountains, 3rd highest in SoCal. And more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Kinda. This hike is a doozey, but if you love the San Gabriels, then eventually you’ll have to answer to papa. This route is a fun one because of the change in scenery. You get some good time under the tree line before you ascend to the summit, stopping by the old Sierra Club Ski Hut where you can stay overnight if you are a member (do yourself a favor and join now – best 25$ purchase you’ll ever make). At upper end of the Manker Flats campground you begin your hike on a paved road (which later becomes dirt) past the security gate, follow this route up .9 miles until you see a narrow trail break off the left side of the road, climbing up the slope, this is your route! Stop and write your name and date on the register at the top of this little slope before you start your ascent. This portion of the hike is enjoyable and provides beautiful views of San Antonio Canyon below and Mount Baldy above. After 2.5 miles you’ll reach the ski hut. Take a break here, and fuel up. The real work is coming up. After the Ski hut you will cross a boulder field at the base of Baldy’s south face. Look up and admire your destination! Then the trail begins to zig zag up to a ridge top where you can take another break before heading north, up the rocky trail, to the summit. This part of the hike is the toughest, with a rough trail and lots of exposure. As you approach the summit, layer-up! The wind chill at the top is surprisingly harsh, so you don’t want to be caught off guard. Find yourself a good wind cover to sit behind if it’s a gusty day and take in the view. Take a photo by the summit marker and even make some friends. Then head back the way you came or continue down Devil’s Backbone if you want to shave some mileage off your return.

Please DO: Start early. This hike takes some time, and if you want adequate time up top, you want to start in the early morning.

Please DON’T: Start late. I know I’m being redundant, but we passed people at 3pm starting up the trail saying they wanted to summit that day and asking how long it took us. 6 and ½ hours, we said. They seemed surprised. We wondered if they knew how to read.

What you need to bring: lug sole hiking boots, water, snacks, a hat or sunscreen.

What you want to bring: layers, it gets cold on top! And a camera, duh.

How to get there: Exit Baseline Road in Claremont. Turn left on Baseline. In one block turn right onto Padua Avenue. In 1.7 miles turn right at Mt. Baldy Road Continue a few miles up to Maker Flats. Park at upper end of Manker Flats Campground in dirt spots near Falls Road. You’ll need to display your National Forest Adventure Pass to park here.

Laguna Wilderness Park, Orange County

2010-01-14T19:25:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: varies

Gain: varies, but you can get up to 700 feet on some trails!

They say: Moderate.

We say: Varies between Moderate and Easy.

What it is: We’ve had a lot of fun doing some quick conditioning hikes at this park, so I wanted to give it a mention. Here you can hike, trail run, walk, or just picnic! The park offers a variety of trails, from steep, to relatively level. Mix and match hikes to get the distance and elevation you want. It’s basically like those snap-on-frame watches, but for parks. Pick the one that best matches your mood for the day and you’re off!

Our favs: Willow Canyon, Bommer Ridge, Big Bend, Laguna Ridge, Willow Canyon, Laurel Canyon (this one is good for kids).

Please DO: Come here for a quick workout if you want a change of scenery. You can get a good hike in in under 2 hours and see some bunnies and lizards while you’re at it!

Please DON’T: Attempt to park in the parking lot area close to closing time unless you’re willing to take on MANY more miles to your hike (i.e. a hike back to your house). They will close the gate. You will get back to your car and you will be stuck. If this happens, there is a great Belgium beer bar in town. Go there, have a beer, and call a cab.

How to get there: Trail map and directions can be found here

Mariposa Grove, Yosemite National Park

2010-01-14T19:20:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 2.2 miles (3.5 km) round trip for the lower grove, 5 - 6 miles (8 - 10 km) round trip for both the lower and upper groves

Gain: up to 1,200’

They say: Moderate

We say: Easy, you could sleepwalk this one.

What it is: A nice walk through some of the most mind-blowing creations on God’s green earth. Honestly. The 2,700-year-old Grizzly Giant sequoia is the highlight of this hike. It’s truly one of the most glorious beings on earth. And The Bachelor and Three Graces is sexy enough to make you blush thinking about what’s going on beneath your feet. My husband suggested this hike, and in my naivety I was hesitant as I thought it'd be a walk in the park. It was. The best one on earth, as far as I’m concerned. Go go go. Hug the California Tree and say hi for me.

Please DO: Bring a camera. And read some John Muir beforehand, just to get you in the mood.

Please DON’T: hike too fast. Mariposa Grove is for lovers. Move slowly. Be amazed.

What you need to bring: comfy shoes, and water.

What you want to bring: a camera, a layering piece (it gets cool in the grove) and a friend.

How to get there: When entering the park, you will see a sign for mariposa grove right ahead of you, turn there and follow the road to the trailhead parking lot. Park there and take a couple deep breaths. You aren’t going to be the same person once you return from this hike. You’re going to be better. Much, much better.

Upper Yosemite Falls, Yosemite National Park

2010-01-14T19:15:00.000-08:00

Class: 1

Mileage: 7.6 miles to the top of the falls, 9.4 miles to Yosemite Point.

Elevatoin: 6740'

Gain: 2,700 feet to the top of the falls, 2,969 feet to Yosemite Point.

They say: Very Strenuous

We say: Strenuous for sure, the “very” part depends on your attitude.

What it is: Highest waterfall in North America. For reals! This hike is a tough one, but the views you continuously come upon as you ascend, makes you so excited, you forget that you’re hiking and you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven. Well, almost. We read the hike was dubbed “the mother of all Stairmaster workouts” (http://www.yosemitehikes.com/yosemite-valley/upper-yosemite-falls/upper-yosemite-falls.htm) and we agree. The trail to the upper falls takes you up many many switchbacks to the top. Large rock steps make up most of your hike, along with some sandy trails. There are great lookout points as you ascend, and great views of the falls. I encourage you to take advantage of these viewpoints by taking a couple breaks. Once you get to the top, the trail levels, and you make your way out to the ledge. From here, you can climb down a rocky cutout with sporadic guard rails, to view the top of the falls. Backtrack to the landing above the falls and you can continue on to Yosemite Point, or return the way you came to the valley below.

*note to clumsy hikers (like me), the rocks can be slippery and there’s lots of loose ones. Be careful on your ascent up and especially down, and wear good shoes!

**note to weenie hikers (me again), the last several yards of the hike, down the rocky cutout path to the viewpoint, can catch you off guard if you are 1) afraid of heights, 2) not expecting it, 3) clumsy. It’s narrow and there are some points where there are no guardrails. My husband was fine by this, I however, was not. Not at all. So just a heads-up. Maybe sit on top, and relax a bit before completing the last part. Unless you are like my husband, in which case, you should just go for it.

Please DO: Take breaks along the way.

Please DON’T: Hike in the dead of summer. Don’t let the shade fool you on the first part of the trail; the exposure at the top can heat you up like a hot potato. If you want to hike in summer, start in the early AM and take advantage of the morning cool.

What you need to bring: lug soled hiking shoes, layered clothing, and maybe even trekking poles if that’s your thang.

What you want to bring: a camera, a snack, and a great attitude. If you’re happy, this hike will go a lot smoother.

How to get there: In Yosemite Valley, follow the signs to the Lodge at Yosemite falls. Park here and cross the street. Walk through the Sunnyside Campground Parking lot and you'll find the Yosemite Falls trailhead sign right on the other side.

lunch at the top of the falls.

Vernal and Nevada Falls (The Mist Trail), Yosemite National Park

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Class: 1

Mileage: 7

Elevation: 6,000'

Gain: 1,900’

They say: Strenuous

We say: Eh, sure.

What it is: This hike begins at Happy Isles and ascends the mist trail, first stopping at Vernal Falls and then climbing to Nevada Falls. The hike brings you alongside the first of two falls on a mist covered trail with rock steps and beautiful views. Be prepared to find this trail buzzing with people up on the climb up to the first falls. The views on the last several yards up are even better than once at the top – as you climb alongside the thundering water. At the top, make sure to take some photos and eat a snack, before you continue on. The ascent from Vernal to Nevada Falls is equally as fun, with great views of the falls for a large portion of the hike. If you go in the fall, you get to walk on a bed of autumn leaves as you make your way to the switchbacks. As you make your way up the switchbacks, you will lose view of the falls for a bit until you reach the top. The view from the top is beautiful and serene. Sit down, eat lunch, stare at the backside of half dome and call your mom and tell her thank you. Then head back down the way you came*.

*note to dusk (or preoccupied) hikers. It’s easy on your way down, to end up on the John Muir trail rather than the Mist Trail from which you came. As you ascend to Vernal Falls, the trail splits and if you stay to your left, you will find yourself higher up on the ridge on your return (eventually looking down to Vernal falls, if you go far enough). If this happens, don’t panic! John Muir trail will take you back to Happy Isles, but will take on just a bit more distance. If you’re up for the longer walk, and you have a flashlight, continue on in confidence. However, if you don’t have a flashlight, and you just want to get home already, turn around, head back towards the river (downhill) and stay on the path that hugs the riverside.

Please DO: Take it all in at the top. It’s pretty great up there.

Please DON’T: stress out on your way back down from Vernal, there’s lots of people here, hiking slowly down the large rock steps. If you’re stuck behind a slow one, please breath deep and spend your energy soaking up the beauty around you, instead of mulling over angsty and agro words or actions you’d like to give in to. Peace. Tranquility.

What you need to bring: Hiking shoes, snacks, water.

What you want to bring: A camera and a poncho if you’re hiking in spring or early summer.

How to get there: In Yosemite Valley, follow the signs to Curry Village. Park here and hike southeast-ish on Southside Drive until you reach the Happy Isle’s trailhead or catch a ride on one of the free shuttle buses.

view from Nevada Falls

Multnomah Falls, Oregon

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Class: 1

Mileage: 2.2

Gain: 700’

They say: Moderate

We say: Agreed.

What it is: I like this hike. But it’s more of a tourist spot than anything. The view is prettier from the bottom of the falls, than it is from the top (waaah-waaaaah). It’s busy and trails can be congested. It’s a perfect hike for first-time visitors to Oregon, and for families with small children.

Please DO: hike to the bridge and have someone take a photo from the bottom of you waving. It’s quite a commitment as someone has to hike up to the bridge whilst the other waits, but I saw a friend who had a photo of her doing this and was super jealous.

Please DON’T: get frustrated by slow hikers. It’s a tourist spot, its busy, deep breaths….

What you need to bring: comfortable shoes and a little bit of water.

What you want to bring: a friend with a nice zoom-lense camera that is willing to wait at the bottom while you hike up to the middle of the bridge so you can get an epic photo of yourself.

How to get there: Drive Interstate 84 east of Portland 31 miles to Multnomah Falls exit 31, park, and walk under the overpass.

Bear Creek Oasis Trail, Palm Springs

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Class: 1

Mileage: 8.5 roundtrip

Elevation: 2,640'

Gain: 2,300'

They say: Strenuous

We say: Moderate (except for the short uphill climb up a couple switchbacks – just take a deep breath, they’ll pass quickly :)

What it is: Unexpectedly one of my favorite hikes I’ve ever been on. Time flies when you’re having fun – and so does mileage and elevation gain! Thanks to spectacular views of the valley, San Gorgornio, and even the Salton Sea, this hike goes quickly and is over far too soon. My favorite part is the vegetation – beautiful cacti and succulents mark the path as you make your way to a hidden oasis tucked away into the canyon at the end of the trail. Great place for lunch, and lounging.

Please DO: Bring appropriate clothing. In the winter you will be surprised by how cold it can get here, bring layers!

Please DON’T: Try to sit-and-squat amidst the oasis. They palms are large and people are small. You might think you’re out of eye’s view and then BAM, someone walks out from a palm tree to your right. Busted.

What you need to bring: layering pieces for warmth, water and a snack to share once you reach the oasis.

What you want to bring: binoculars. We forgot our. The views are spectacular.

How to get there: Take Highway 111 to La Quinta. Turn right at Washington Street. Turn right at Eisenhower Drive and follow to the top of the cove. Make a right onto Bermudas which then turns into Calle Tecate. Park in the dirt parking area and follow the wide well marked trail to the picnic area you will see up the trail to the right. Walk past this picnic area about 100 yards. There is a wash to the right, enter the wash, and start heading left for about 20 minutes (you will pass numerous ducks on the way to ensure you’re on the right route). As the canyon narrows, look for a crevice to the right that has black charred rock from camper's use. Not far past this canyon, at the Palo Verde tree, is the trail head that marks the beginning of Bear Creek Ridge Trail. Follow this trail to the oasis!

Sturtevant Falls, Angeles National Forest

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Class: 1

Mileage: 3.7

Gain/Loss: 700’

They say: Moderate

We say: Cake walk

What it is: This hike is as beautiful as it is comfortable. The trail is shady and there are a variety of different trees, plants, and mosses to observe along the route. The scenes are stunning and everything smells good. This hike is perfect for families with young kids. It can serve perfectly as a day hike, or simply a break point en route on an overnighter.

Please DO: add some mileage and fun to your hike by hiking up to the TOP of the falls. On your return, take the lower trail the sign to the top of the falls. From here, look down, say wow, and even continue on if you’d like!

Please DON’T: rush, It’s just too pretty.

What you need to bring: An adventure pass for parking. Water, and comfortable shoes.

What you want to bring: a really tasty snack and a camera.

How to get there: Take the Santa Anita Avenue exit off the 210 and drive north to Chantry Flat, 4.6 miles. The vehicle gate for Chantry Flat Road is open from 6:00 A.M. to 6:00 pm (***currently closed due to station fire damage). Park at the trailhead and follow the trail sign. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

Hermit Falls, Angeles National Forest

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Class: 1

Mileage: 3

Gain/Loss: 680’

They say: Moderate

We say: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful

What it is: This hike is a winner. There’s abundant plant life, cabins and an old gaging station which you pass along the way. Bring some friends in the late spring and soak up the beauty around you. Go when the sun is out and climb down to the water at the upper pools before the fall. Take some time to sit on the sandy rocks and relax. You’ll be glad you did.

Please DO: sit an enjoy the sound of the falls.

Please DON’T: try to scramble down to the bottom pool like my husband did. It’s unsafe and you’ll stress your wife out.

What you need to bring: An adventure pass for parking. Water, and comfortable shoes.

What you want to bring: a bathing suit, a towel, a good salami sandwich and a beer* (* not saying this is legal, but you’ll want it)

How to get there: Take the Santa Anita Avenue exit off the 210 and drive north to Chantry Flat, 4.6 miles. The vehicle gate for Chantry Flat Road is open from 6:00 A.M. to 6:00 pm (***currently closed due to station fire damage). Park at the trailhead and follow the trail sign. Don’t forget to display your National Forest Adventure Pass!

upper pool of Hermit Falls